Birth Control Jokes

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Here you will find birth control jokes. We have the funniest, most viral jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones sent in by you, and added them.

There are many forms of birth control and in this section there are jokes about most of them. Jokes like a dad giving his daughter a birth control ‘blanket’, babysitting someone else’s bad children serving as a form of birth control, men saying they’re on birth control and many more.

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if you single, but you on birth control you a e ..don't deny it. accept it.
if you single, but you on birth control you a e ..don't deny it. accept it.

Memes,  60s Spiderman Meme (theme),  
    
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Just got my billing statement. We spent $10,300 in daycare in 2017. In case you forgot to take you birth control pills this morning.
Just got my billing statement. We spent $10,300 in daycare in 2017. In case you forgot to take you birth control pills this morning.

Memes,  Bills Jokes,  
    
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w  gon look when they get on birth control
w gon look when they get on birth control

Memes,  Body Memes,  
    
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Turns out Kylie was looking for her birth control
Turns out Kylie was looking for her birth control

Memes,  Kylie Jenner Memes,  
    
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Women across America have discovered a new birth control.

It's a guy wearing a Trump t-shirt
Women across America have discovered a new birth control.

It's a guy wearing a Trump t-shirt


Memes,  T Shirt Jokes,  
    
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when you told him you were on the pill but you meant xanax

got his !
when you told him you were on the pill but you meant xanax

got his !


Memes,  Savage Meme,  
    
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q: what do ecuador fans use as birth control? 

a: their personalities.
q: what do ecuador fans use as birth control?

a: their personalities.


Ecuador Jokes,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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next time your teenage daughter practices abstinence, make sure she uses birth control.
next time your teenage daughter practices abstinence, make sure she uses birth control.

Birth Control Memes,  Funny Abstinence Slogans,  
    
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wanna see me tie a knot in this cherry stem?

okay...

wow!

that's not all i can do with my tongue. ..

w'd the date go?

she gave me a vasectomy.
wanna see me tie a knot in this cherry stem?

okay...

wow!

that's not all i can do with my tongue. ..

w'd the date go?

she gave me a vasectomy.


Cherry Jokes,  Funny Tongue Jokes,  Funny Comic Cartoons,  
    
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what do white sox fans use for birth control?

their personalities.
what do white sox fans use for birth control?

their personalities.


Chicago White Sox Jokes,  Fan Jokes,  
    
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when she starts freakin out after you nut inside her because she's not on birth control
when she starts freakin out after you nut inside her because she's not on birth control

Funny Dog Humor,  Birth Control Memes,  
    
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you've gotta go back to 1945

find donald tp's father and give him a condom!
you've gotta go back to 1945

find donald tp's father and give him a condom!


Memes,  Back To The Future Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some , 

jack got high 

unzipped his fly 

and then they had a little fun, 
jill forgot to take the pill 
and now they have a son.
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some ,

jack got high

unzipped his fly

and then they had a little fun,
jill forgot to take the pill
and now they have a son.


Funny Nursery Rhymes,  
    
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TLC contract - June 1996

50% of all TLC earnings to Pebbles 

49.0% of all TLC earnings to Pebbles man

.33% od all TLC earnings to Tboz

.33% of all TLC earnings to Left Eye

.33% of all TLC earnings to Chili

.01% for thrift shopping groups apparel

Honda accords will go to each active member (gas provided by member) 

Range Rovers will go to both Pebbles and Pebbles man (company gas included)

Each member will be docked one birth control pill for being ate, being loose, or throwing food in which the label has paid for.
TLC contract - June 1996

50% of all TLC earnings to Pebbles

49.0% of all TLC earnings to Pebbles man

.33% od all TLC earnings to Tboz

.33% of all TLC earnings to Left Eye

.33% of all TLC earnings to Chili

.01% for thrift shopping groups apparel

Honda accords will go to each active member (gas provided by member)

Range Rovers will go to both Pebbles and Pebbles man (company gas included)

Each member will be docked one birth control pill for being ate, being loose, or throwing food in which the label has paid for.


Tlc Jokes,  Jokes About Money,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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