Birth Control Meme

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Birth control is medication that can be used to regulate a woman's period, but is mostly used to prevent pregnancy. Some of the the jokes and memes in this section are about different forms of birth control and their percentage of effectiveness with a man wearing tube socks with sandals being the only one that is 100% effective because no one that dresses like that will ever be in a position to even need to concerned about needed it.

You will even find a birth control meme with an image of Flinstone vitamins that suggests that when some women say that they are on the pill the chewables are what they are referring to. Then there's the one sadly most guys can relate to a crazy overly attached girlfriend that lies about birth control and ends up pregnant, yikes!
Doctor: What are you using for birth control?

Me: Just who I am as a person
Doctor: What are you using for birth control?

Me: Just who I am as a person


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Me: Don't let him nut in you

Savage me: You stock piled plan B this is what you've been prepping for
Me: Don't let him nut in you

Savage me: You stock piled plan B this is what you've been prepping for


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no more getting trapped yall ..  we made it
no more getting trapped yall .. we made it

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if your mother put you on birth control before you were 18.....

she was a e and knew it ran in the family
if your mother put you on birth control before you were 18.....

she was a e and knew it ran in the family


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doc: are you using any other birth control besides your rrible y personality?
doc: are you using any other birth control besides your rrible y personality?

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when you been hittin it raw for weeks and you look at her birth control packet and it's full
when you been hittin it raw for weeks and you look at her birth control packet and it's full

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If birth control is a sin, and abstinence is the best form of birth control

Then why are priests celibate?
If birth control is a sin, and abstinence is the best form of birth control

Then why are priests celibate?


Celibacy Jokes,  Philosoraptor Memes,  
    
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me: pull out or nah

girl: i told you i was on birthcont-

me:
me: pull out or nah

girl: i told you i was on birthcont-

me:


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when you been raw dogging all month and her birth control pack look like an incomplete game of connect 4
when you been raw dogging all month and her birth control pack look like an incomplete game of connect 4

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her: i'm not on birth control so make sure you pull out tonight

me: my couch pulls out i don't
her: i'm not on birth control so make sure you pull out tonight

me: my couch pulls out i don't


Memes,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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birth control?

you mean anal?
birth control?

you mean anal?


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birth control 

be like
birth control

be like


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after he nut in you and you lied about being on bc so now you got him trapped forever
after he nut in you and you lied about being on bc so now you got him trapped forever

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when her birth control kicked in
when her birth control kicked in

Memes,  Birth Control Jokes,  
    
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so w's poppin plan b this fine morning?
so w's poppin plan b this fine morning?

Funny Jokes,  Birth Control Jokes,  
    
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