Birth Control Memes

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Birth control is medication mostly used to prevent unwanted pregnancies but they can be utilized to regulate a woman's period and or make her boobs grow. The Birth control memes in this section touch on that as well as things like rednecks wanting the government to not have any say in birth control so they can't knock up their sisters and jokes about birth control being the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy. You will find jokes and memes like this and more in this section and as serious an issue as birth control is you are sure to get a few laughs after checking them out.

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me: he gave me $50 dollars for the plan b.

me to myself:  pocket the money and leave it up to god.
me: he gave me $50 dollars for the plan b.

me to myself: pocket the money and leave it up to god.


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Me: He gave me a $60 for a plan b pill

Savage me: Girl go get your nails done
Me: He gave me a $60 for a plan b pill

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Memes,  Morning After Meme,  Evil Miss Piggy,  
    
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Doc: Are you using any other birth control besides playing Pokemon Go all day?
Doc: Are you using any other birth control besides playing Pokemon Go all day?

Memes,  Doctor Meme,  
    
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when you're rushing to buy some plan b before your sperm can reach her eggs and fertilize
when you're rushing to buy some plan b before your sperm can reach her eggs and fertilize

Memes,  Caveman Spongebob Meme,  
    
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after he nut you and you lied about being on bc so now you got him trapped forever
after he nut you and you lied about being on bc so now you got him trapped forever

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next time your teenage daughter practices abstinence, make sure she uses birth control.
next time your teenage daughter practices abstinence, make sure she uses birth control.

Birth Control Jokes,  Funny Abstinence Slogans,  
    
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when she's talking and you're thinking about w mad she's gonna be when you nut inside her after she made it very clear that she's not on birth control.
when she's talking and you're thinking about w mad she's gonna be when you nut inside her after she made it very clear that she's not on birth control.

Memes,  Cum Jokes,  
    
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Spooning Jokes,  Play On Words Jokes,  
    
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Watching parents deal with their screaming kids in public and trying to remember if you took your birth control that day.
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Watching parents deal with their screaming kids in public and trying to remember if you took your birth control that day.

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when she starts freakin out after you nut inside her because she's not on birth control
when she starts freakin out after you nut inside her because she's not on birth control

Funny Dog Humor,  Birth Control Jokes,  
    
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sister: i'm giving you viagra for christmas

grandpa: and i'm giving you birth control for christmas

#christmasclapback
sister: i'm giving you viagra for christmas

grandpa: and i'm giving you birth control for christmas

#christmasclapback


Memes,  Christmas Clap Back,  Viagra Jokes,  
    
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when you only have 5 minutes until plan b isn't effective anymore
when you only have 5 minutes until plan b isn't effective anymore

Memes,  Hell Nah,  
    
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 you only thick cuz of birth control pills and mcdonald's
you only thick cuz of birth control pills and mcdonald's

Funny Jokes,  Insults To Women,  
    
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Don't worry I'm on the pill

Gets pregnant
Don't worry I'm on the pill

Gets pregnant


Memes,  Scumbag Stephanie,  
    
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How your girl look when you catch her about to dump her birth control pills down the toilet.
How your girl look when you catch her about to dump her birth control pills down the toilet.

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