Birthday 70th Birthday Quotes

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70 today 

That's twenty-one in Celsius!!!
70 today

That's twenty-one in Celsius!!!


Funny 70th Birthday Jokes,  70 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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You can't be 70!!

I don't believe it! But happy birthday anyhow.
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Terry: Hey Terry
You can't be 70!!

I don't believe it! But happy birthday anyhow.


70 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Memes,  
    
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Happy 70th birthday mom!!! You don't look a day over 50

Bazinga!!!!
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Happy 70th birthday mom!!! You don't look a day over 50

Bazinga!!!!


70 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Women,  
    
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For your 70th birthday 

We're gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
For your 70th birthday

We're gonna make you an offer you can't refuse


70 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  Godfather Jokes,  
    
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Happy Birthday

I did not know what to get you for your birthday

'cause at your age it usually depends
Happy Birthday

I did not know what to get you for your birthday

'cause at your age it usually depends


Diaper Jokes,  60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  
    
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Turning 70 means two things. You survived the 60's and you survived your 60's.

70th Birthday Jokes,  70 Year Old Jokes,  Old Jokes One Liners,  Old Person Birthday Jokes,  
    
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At 70, the mind runs faster than the body.

70th Birthday Jokes,  70 Years Old Jokes,  Super Cheesy Jokes,  
    
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When you turn 70, you deserve to be respected. Too bad life isn't fair.

70th Birthday Jokes,  Jokes For Old People,  One Liner On Life,  
    
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The problem with getting old isn't so much that you slow down, it's that the rest of the world doesn't slow down.

70th Birthday Jokes,  Growing Old Jokes,  50th Birthday Jokes For Men,  80th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Don't worry if your youth seems to be escaping you at age 70, you can't expect to catch all the grand kids!

70th Birthday Jokes,  70 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  Short Old Man Jokes,  Old Lady Birthday Jokes,  
    
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70 year old people still have the whole rest of their lives ahead of them.

70th Birthday Jokes,  70 Years Old Jokes,  Funny Old Person Jokes,  
    
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hehe: hehe
When you're 70 years old, you become more thankful for the 'big things in life.' For example, large print crossword puzzles.

70th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Old Person Jokes,  
    
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No one decides to turn 70, they just happen to be lucky enough to still be able to breathe.

70th Birthday Jokes,  One Liners On Life,  Growing Old Jokes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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If your kids and grand kids look down upon you in your 70's, you only have yourself to blame. You encouraged them to eat their vegetables and drink their milk.

70th Birthday Jokes,  Funny 70th Birthday Jokes,  Grandparents Jokes,  Funny Sarcasm Quotes,  
    
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