Birthday Jokes One Liners

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Responding to every "Happy Birthday" post?

Ain't nobody got time for that
Responding to every "Happy Birthday" post?

Ain't nobody got time for that


Aint Nobody Got Time For That Meme,  Funny Birthday Thoughts,  Teenage Birthday Jokes,  
    
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It took me

39 years

To look this good
It took me

39 years

To look this good


39th Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Funny Quotes,  
    
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Thanks for reminding us your birthday isn't a big deal every day for a month leading up to your birthday.
Thanks for reminding us your birthday isn't a big deal every day for a month leading up to your birthday.

Free Funny Birthday Ecards,  Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Friends,  Clean Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Wanted to send you a birthday card since I'm incapable of smiling or speaking on Mondays.
Wanted to send you a birthday card since I'm incapable of smiling or speaking on Mondays.

Free Funny Birthday Ecards,  Monday Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday,  
    
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You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!
KAPPITS (1)
Joel: Happy Birthday big guy!!! Hope you have a great day!
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

Funny Cat,  Funny Birthday,  
    
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I told everyone that it was my birthday

But they thought it's an April Fool's Day joke
I told everyone that it was my birthday

But they thought it's an April Fool's Day joke


Memes,  Randy Orton Meme,  
    
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My birthday in March

Just wait on it
KAPPITS (2)
Mia's: April
Your birhday in: April just wait on it😍
My birthday in March

Just wait on it


Memes,  March Jokes,  
    
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Your birthday it is

Celebrate you must
KAPPITS (3)
Scott: You are amazing, just like Yoda!
Scott: Happy Birthday Dad!
Delphine: Que la force soit avec toi !
Your birthday it is

Celebrate you must


Funny Quotes,  Funny Birthday Card,  Yoda Jokes,  
    
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Keep Calm

And make a wish
Keep Calm

And make a wish


Meme,  Keep Calm Meme,  Birthday Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Keep Calm

It's my 16th Birthday
KAPPITS (3)
amir: iran
iran

CHELSEA: HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY
Shahmir: wish me bitch
Keep Calm

It's my 16th Birthday


Meme,  Funny 16th Birthday Jokes,  Keep Calm Meme,  
    
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I told him, he's now not five

But only two years old
I told him, he's now not five

But only two years old


Meme,  Kids Birthday Jokes,  Reasons My Son Is Crying (theme),  
    
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Oh, it's your birthday on Feb 29th?

Please tell me your leap year age.
Oh, it's your birthday on Feb 29th?

Please tell me your leap year age.


Meme,  Birthday Jokes For Friends,  
    
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18 is only 12 in Scrabble
KAPPITS (3)
v: g
v: v
tomaž: hbd
18 is only 12 in Scrabble

Funny 18th Birthday Jokes,  18th Birthday Jokes,  18 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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"Grandma, is it exciting being 99?" asked the young girl. Grandma 

Replied, "It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead."
"Grandma, is it exciting being 99?" asked the young girl. Grandma

Replied, "It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead."


Memes,  Old Granny Jokes,  Old Age Jokes For Women,  Old Age Birthday Jokes,  
    
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wishing you lots of happiness on your birthday. and by happiness i mean for the 'ha' to be silent.
wishing you lots of happiness on your birthday. and by happiness i mean for the 'ha' to be silent.

Funny Penis Quotes,  Ecards Funny,  Funny Birthday Messages,  
    
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