Birthday Jokes

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This is me scrolling past y'all birthday fundraisers
This is me scrolling past y'all birthday fundraisers

Memes,  Jokes For Facebook Status,  
    
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If you ever get lonely just remember that the Mars rover is programmed to sing itself happy birthday every year
If you ever get lonely just remember that the Mars rover is programmed to sing itself happy birthday every year

Memes,  Being Lonely Jokes,  Sad Jokes,  
    
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What kind of cake are you thinking for your birthday? Me:
What kind of cake are you thinking for your birthday?

Me:

Memes,  Cake Meme,  
    
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Your birth month has to make 2 free throws in a row or you die Do you survive?
Your birth month has to make 2 free throws in a row or you die Do you survive?

Memes,  Birthday Memes,  
    
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Birthdays were so easy when I was younger like I wanted toys and stuff like that. But now??? My parents are like "what do you want?" And I'm just like "idk, maybe some self esteem?? Emotional Stability?? A hobby??
Birthdays were so easy when I was younger like I wanted toys and stuff like that. But now??? My parents are like "what do you want?" And I'm just like "idk, maybe some self esteem?? Emotional Stability?? A hobby??

Memes,  Funny Birthday Quote,  Real Life Quotes,  
    
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Me: I don't want anything for my birthday. Also me:
Me: I don't want anything for my birthday.

Also me:

Memes,  Birthday Meme Funny,  
    
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They told the waitress at Texas Roadhouse that it was my birthday and this lil fucker came out
They told the waitress at Texas Roadhouse that it was my birthday and this lil fucker came out

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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Its your birthday What the hell are you doing in Aruba
Its your birthday

What the hell are you doing in Aruba

Aruba Jokes,  Picard Meme (theme),  
    
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if i'm rny on my birthday suld i celibate?
if i'm rny on my birthday

suld i celibate?

Celibacy Jokes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  Philosoraptor (theme),  
    
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Happy Birthday Superman! Please, call me Chris.
KAPPITS (2)
Will: How do you know my secret identity.
Will: How do you know my secret identify?
Happy Birthday Superman!

Please, call me Chris.

Christopher Reeve Jokes,  Superman Joke,  
    
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I hope your birthday Is extra gingery
KAPPITS (1)
I hope your weekend: is extra gingery
I hope your birthday

Is extra gingery

Funny Ginger Jokes,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend,  
    
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it's my birthday es
it's my birthday

es

Queen Elizabeth Meme,  Birthday Meme Funny,  
    
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born on leap day? continue to tell me w bad you are
born on leap day?

continue to tell me w bad you are

Leap Day Meme,  Willy Wonka Memes,  Jokes Of 2016,  
    
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Yes! It is my birthday!
Yes!

It is my birthday!

Birthday Meme Funny,  Birthday Meme,  
    
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I hear it your birthday Leon I put you in camel clutch make you humble Bubba
KAPPITS (3)
leon: im gonna make you snow
leon: leo
Nate: Camel clutch
I hear it your birthday Leon

I put you in camel clutch make you humble Bubba

Wrestling Memes,  Leon Jokes,  Funny Birthday Wishes,  
    
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