Birthday One Liners

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Wishing someone a Happy Birthday is sometimes the moment people take to make funny, sarcastic or snarky one liners. The birthday one liners in this section cover all of those areas and then some. You find jokes about everything birthday related like telling someone that their birthday being the best time to remind someone that your birthday is coming up soon. All kinds of birthday jokes, funny birthday wishes for your bestie and even birthday ecards can all be found here.

We encourage you to take some time to rate one liners that you think are the best and share with all your family members and your friends. We always adding new one liners to this page and so we invite you to return often and check them out.
It takes 13 years to perfect the bad teenage attitude. You have a new superpower. Happy 13th Birthday!
KAPPITS (2)
Christopher-: I know you're not so little anymore...Love you, Mom
Little Man: To my baby boy who I know is not so little anymore after today
It takes 13 years to perfect the bad teenage attitude. You have a new superpower.

Happy 13th Birthday!

13th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Girls,  Cheesy Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Birthday Cake? Lord Jesus it's a fire!
Birthday Cake?

Lord Jesus it's a fire!

Sweet Brown (theme),  Silly Birthday Quotes,  Jokes About Birthdays,  
    
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Happy 13th Birthday to someone whose social standing probably depends on how many Facebook well-wishers you have
Happy 13th Birthday to someone whose social standing probably depends on how many Facebook well-wishers you have

13th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Ecards Birthday,  Witty Jokes,  
    
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Who knew 39 Could look this good!
Who knew

39

Could look this good!

39th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Card,  Funny Birthday Quotes For Friends,  
    
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Wishing you happiness on the first of many 39th Birthdays!
Wishing you happiness on the first of many 39th Birthdays!

39th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Messages,  
    
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So you're 35 It could be worse You could look it
So you're

35

It could be worse

You could look it

35th Birthday Jokes,  Best Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Chad... Chaad... Chaaadd!!! Happy Birthday
Chad... Chaad... Chaaadd!!!

Happy Birthday

Funny Jokes,  Chad Jokes,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend,  
    
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Your birthday is the perfect opportunity to remind you that my birthday is coming up soon.
Your birthday is the perfect opportunity to remind you that my birthday is coming up soon.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Birthday Wishes For A Friend,  
    
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Did you hear about the dweeb who got a camera for his birthday?

He just picked up his first roll of development--twenty-four photos of his right eye!

Silly Kid Jokes,  Great Birthday Jokes,  Camera Puns,  
    
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"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"

Great Birthday Jokes,  Clean Birthday Jokes,  Free Birthday Jokes,  
    
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What is the left side of a birthday cake?

The side that's not eaten.

Funny Cake Jokes,  Birthday Puns,  Brain Teasers For Kids,  
    
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If there are 23 people in a room, there's a 50% chance that two of them will share a birthday.

It's been proven mathematically.

Birthday Humor,  Funny Birthday Facts,  Math Birthday Jokes,  
    
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A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.

Silly Birthday Quotes,  Funny Birthday Jokes,  Funny Friendship Jokes,  
    
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Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an upgrade.

Silly Birthday Quotes,  Birthday Jokes,  Computer Jokes One Liners,  
    
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True friends are the people whose birthday you can remember without a Facebook reminder.

True Jokes,  Funny Best Friend Jokes,  Best Friend Humor,  Birthday Jokes,  
    
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