Biscuit Puns

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Biscuit punsPapa was a rolling scone
Maybe you don’t have a muffin top yet just a busted open can of biscuits.
Sometimes a biscuit is a flat ironed ass that looks like it runs straight from the shoulders to the ankles. It’s one of those incurable diseases, Nas-at-tall. No ass at all. I’m sure you’ve also heard some of the classic pickup lines like, “baby girl so fine I can sop you up like a biscuit!”


Here we have the best collection of biscuit puns from all over the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
her: cke me daddy

me: *feeds her popeyes wit no drink*
her: cke me daddy

me: *feeds her popeyes wit no drink*


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You butter my biscuit
You butter my biscuit

Butter Jokes,  Funny Love Jokes,  
    
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Why do Teddy Bear biscuits wear long trousers?

Because they've got crummy legs!


Teddy Bear Jokes,  Bear Jokes For Kids,  Joke Of The Day Kids  
    
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A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.

Funny Diet Quotes,  Diet Humor,  Diet Jokes,  
    
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spread me apart lick me with your tongue, grab my sides and eat my cream.

-oreos are ing great!
spread me apart lick me with your tongue, grab my sides and eat my cream.

-oreos are ing great!


Tongue Jokes,  Adult Puns,  
    
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I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

Funny Ecards For Her,  Skinny Jokes For Girls  
    
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I'm not a muffin top exactly...
more like a busted can of biscuits.


Muffin Jokes,  Shape Jokes,  Body Parts Jokes  
    
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What's green and yellow, covered in biscuit crumbs and lies on the side of the road?

A dead girl guide!


Dead Person Jokes,  Girl Jokes  
    
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