Blind Jokes

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Blind jokesI may be blind but at least I'm not black
When you hear the word blind the thought of someone being physically blind would usually, come to mind. Nowadays blind can be used in other ways not just to reference the disabled. Phrases like, “I’m Steve Wonder to the BS”, means you don’t even see the BS when it comes right at you. Blind jokes can also poke fun at blind dates, because those always work out, right?

Blind jokes also refer to completely ignoring a situation you should maybe intervene in. Whatever the context blind is used in blind jokes are usually always funny. We searched the web and gathered the funniest jokes and memes we could find and continue to add more regularly. Take some time to browse around, be sure to caption it (kappit), rate and share with friends.
You ever take your glasses off at night and think damn natural selection would've taken my ass a long time ago if it weren't for the development of optometry
You ever take your glasses off at night and think damn natural selection would've taken my ass a long time ago if it weren't for the development of optometry

Memes,  Glasses Jokes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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I hate glasses, I hate contacts, I hate being a blind bitch
I hate glasses, I hate contacts, I hate being a blind bitch

Memes,  Funny Quotes For Women,  
    
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When you see your best friend being a hoe but that's your best friend
When you see your best friend being a hoe but that's your best friend

Memes,  When You Meme,  Best Friend Humor,  
    
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If I'm not wearing my glasses and I make eye contact w u and walk away its bc Im blind not rude /:
If I'm not wearing my glasses and I make eye contact w u and walk away its bc Im blind not rude /:

Memes,  Glasses Jokes,  
    
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Me during the eclipse cause I went blind cause I didn't think I needed the glasses
Me during the eclipse cause I went blind cause I didn't think I needed the glasses

Memes,  Eclipse Meme,  Glasses Jokes,  
    
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Looks at the sun during the solar eclipse

"Omg I'm so blind lolololol"
Looks at the sun during the solar eclipse

"Omg I'm so blind lolololol"


Memes,  Annoying Facebook Girl Meme,  Eclipse Meme,  
    
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Stare at a total solar eclipse and nobody bats an eye

Stare at a partial solar eclipse everybody loses their eyesight
Stare at a total solar eclipse and nobody bats an eye

Stare at a partial solar eclipse everybody loses their eyesight


Memes,  Eclipse Meme,  
    
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"Keep an eye on how much you drink tonight"

Me:
"Keep an eye on how much you drink tonight"

Me:


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Funny Stevie Wonder,  
    
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Walking pass the dishes in the sink after Thanksgiving like...
Walking pass the dishes in the sink after Thanksgiving like...

Memes,  Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes,  Dishwasher Jokes,  
    
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Me walking past the dishes in the sink after Thanksgiving like
Me walking past the dishes in the sink after Thanksgiving like

Memes,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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reporter's: mr. cosby did you rape any of tse women?

bill cosby: w could i rape them i'm legally blind.

pimp squad l it down!
reporter's: mr. cosby did you rape any of tse women?

bill cosby: w could i rape them i'm legally blind.

pimp squad l it down!


Memes,  Donna Goudeau (theme),  Bill Cosby Memes,  
    
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Blind people act life vegans smh

- I'm blind
- I can't see

No one asked -
Blind people act life vegans smh

- I'm blind
- I can't see

No one asked -


Memes,  Jokes About Blind People,  Vegan Jokes,  
    
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This poor dog was born blind, but thanks to modern medical advancements he gets to see his owner for the first time
This poor dog was born blind, but thanks to modern medical advancements he gets to see his owner for the first time

Memes,  Funny Dog Pictures,  
    
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Makes telescope and studies the sun

Becomes blind
Makes telescope and studies the sun

Becomes blind


Bad Luck Brian (theme),  Galileo Jokes,  
    
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Q: What happens when a Ecuadorean player loses their eyesight??

A: They become a referee
Q: What happens when a Ecuadorean player loses their eyesight??

A: They become a referee


Referee Jokes,  Ecuador Jokes,  Sports Jokes One Liners,  
    
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