Blond Jokes

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Just point to where it hurts. Well, it hurts here... ow! Here... ow! And here... ow! You have a broken finger. God, you are SO blonde.
Just point to where it hurts.

Well, it hurts here... ow!

Here... ow!

And here... ow!

You have a broken finger.

God, you are SO blonde.

Funny Jokes,  Stupid Girl Jokes,  
    
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Dumb blondes Thanks for continuing to prove it's not just a stereotype
Dumb blondes

Thanks for continuing to prove it's not just a stereotype

Demotivational Posters,  Dumb Blond Jokes,  
    
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Tells a dumb blonde joke Is confused when everyone stares right at her
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Tells a dumb blonde joke

Is confused when everyone stares right at her

Meme,  Blonde Memes,  
    
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. HHHHelloooo.......... just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year. Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
HHHHelloooo.......... just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

Funny Jokes,  List Of Dumb Jokes,  
    
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Blonde jokes /noun/ : Jokes short enough for men to understand.
Blonde jokes /noun/ :

Jokes short enough for men to understand.

Funny Jokes,  Insults To Men,  
    
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Blonde jokes Don't need them in this case, picture says it all
Blonde jokes

Don't need them in this case, picture says it all

Demotivational Posters,  Funny Running Posters,  
    
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How do blondes part their hair? By doing the splits.
How do blondes part their hair?

By doing the splits.

Funny Jokes,  Blonde Hair Jokes,  
    
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A blonde was feeling really down on her luck one day so decided to kidnap a child to make some cash. The blonde went to the nearest play park and grabbed a child. The blonde proceeded to write a note saying If you ever want to see your son again, leave 10,000 in a brown paper bag under the big tree at the north side of the playpark. A Blonde. The blonde proceeded to pin the note to the child and send him home. The next day the blonde went back to the park and under the big tree at the north side of the park was the brown paper bag, she opened the bag and it contained the 10,000 she had requested, and it was accompanied with a note which read How could you do this to a fellow blonde?
A blonde was feeling really down on her luck one day so decided to kidnap a child to make some cash.

The blonde went to the nearest play park and grabbed a child.

The blonde proceeded to write a note saying If you ever want to see your son again, leave 10,000 in a brown paper bag under the big tree at the north side of the playpark.

A Blonde.

The blonde proceeded to pin the note to the child and send him home.

The next day the blonde went back to the park and under the big tree at the north side of the park was the brown paper bag, she opened the bag and it contained the 10,000 she had requested, and it was accompanied with a note which read

How could you do this to a fellow blonde?

Funny Jokes,  Kidnap Jokes,  
    
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Which is the closest the moon or Florida Are you stupid of course the moon is closer because I could see the moon but not the Florida LOL
Which is the closest the moon or Florida

Are you stupid of course the moon is closer because I could see the moon but not the Florida

LOL

Funny Jokes,  Moon Jokes,  
    
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Why do all blondes have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Why do all blondes have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Funny Jokes,  Joke Question And Answer,  
    
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OMG, I have to read a lot and write a lot to be a writer?
OMG, I have to read a lot and write a lot to be a writer?

Funny Jokes,  Funny Saying,  
    
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what do blondes and railway tracks in common i dont know why. they have both been laid all around the country - worth it
what do blondes and railway tracks in common

i dont know why.

they have both been laid all around the country

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worth it

Meme,  Railroad Jokes,  
    
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blonde jokes... there is none... all are true stories.
blonde jokes...

there is none...
all are true stories.

Demotivational Posters,  Good Story Jokes,  
    
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w do you drown a blonde? i dont know w? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool lol
w do you drown a blonde?

i dont know w?

stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

lol

Meme,  Mirror Jokes,  
    
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three blondes whent fishing when they suddenly caught a goldfish i will grant each of you 1 wish if you let me go i wish i was smarter your wish is now granted thx i wish i was even smarter than her your wish is now granted thx i wish i was smarter than tse two combined your wish is now granted and now im off es! peace! thx oh wait im a guy what?! thats sexist! bye! u mad sis?
three blondes whent fishing

when they suddenly caught a goldfish

i will grant each of you 1 wish if you let me go

i wish i was smarter

your wish is now granted

thx

i wish i was even smarter than her

your wish is now granted

thx

i wish i was smarter than tse two combined

your wish is now granted
and now im off es!
peace!

thx oh wait im a guy what?! thats sexist!

bye!

u mad sis?

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