Blond Jokes

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Dumb blondes

Thanks for continuing to prove it's not just a stereotype
Dumb blondes

Thanks for continuing to prove it's not just a stereotype


Demotivational Posters,  Dumb Blond Jokes,  
    
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Just point to where it hurts.

Well, it hurts here... ow! 

Here... ow!

And here... ow! 

You have a broken finger. 

God, you are SO blonde.
Just point to where it hurts.

Well, it hurts here... ow!

Here... ow!

And here... ow!

You have a broken finger.

God, you are SO blonde.


Funny Jokes,  Stupid Girl Jokes,  
    
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Tells a dumb blonde joke

Is confused when everyone stares right at her
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Tells a dumb blonde joke

Is confused when everyone stares right at her


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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. 
HHHHelloooo.......... just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
HHHHelloooo.......... just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.


Funny Jokes,  List Of Dumb Jokes,  
    
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Blonde jokes

Don't need them in this case, picture says it all
Blonde jokes

Don't need them in this case, picture says it all


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Running Posters,  
    
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A blonde was feeling really down on her luck one day so decided to kidnap a child to make some cash. 

The blonde went to the nearest play park and grabbed a child. 

The blonde proceeded to write a note saying If you ever want to see your son again, leave 10,000 in a brown paper bag under the big tree at the north side of the playpark. 

A Blonde. 

The blonde proceeded to pin the note to the child and send him home. 

The next day the blonde went back to the park and under the big tree at the north side of the park was the brown paper bag, she opened the bag and it contained the 10,000 she had requested, and it was accompanied with a note which read

How could you do this to a fellow blonde?
A blonde was feeling really down on her luck one day so decided to kidnap a child to make some cash.

The blonde went to the nearest play park and grabbed a child.

The blonde proceeded to write a note saying If you ever want to see your son again, leave 10,000 in a brown paper bag under the big tree at the north side of the playpark.

A Blonde.

The blonde proceeded to pin the note to the child and send him home.

The next day the blonde went back to the park and under the big tree at the north side of the park was the brown paper bag, she opened the bag and it contained the 10,000 she had requested, and it was accompanied with a note which read

How could you do this to a fellow blonde?


Funny Jokes,  Kidnap Jokes,  
    
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How do blondes part their hair?

By doing the splits.
How do blondes part their hair?

By doing the splits.


Funny Jokes,  Blonde Hair Jokes,  
    
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Are you stupid of course the moon is closer because I could see the moon but not the Florida

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Funny Jokes,  Moon Jokes,  
    
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Blonde jokes /noun/ : 

Jokes short enough for men to understand.
Blonde jokes /noun/ :

Jokes short enough for men to understand.


Funny Jokes,  Insults To Men,  
    
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Why do all blondes have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Why do all blondes have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

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for sale: cant afford to maintain anymore going to scol. high mileage, worn out interior, loud, lots of modifications, used to be fun but now its boring, not very reliable, but stands up to a beating, test drivers welcome best offer. call rob @ , or if you want the car call
for sale: cant afford to maintain anymore going to scol. high mileage, worn out interior, loud, lots of modifications, used to be fun but now its boring, not very reliable, but stands up to a beating, test drivers welcome best offer. call rob @ , or if you want the car call

Funny Jokes,  Funny For Sale Signs,  
    
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prof. youngin

why don't they give blondes coffee breaks?

amy

i don't know, why? 

it takes to long to retrain them. 

yeah, that's really funny.
prof. youngin

why don't they give blondes coffee breaks?

amy

i don't know, why?

it takes to long to retrain them.

yeah, that's really funny.


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three blondes whent fishing

when they suddenly caught a goldfish

i will grant each of you 1 wish if you let me go

i wish i was smarter

your wish is now granted

thx

i wish i was even smarter than her

your wish is now granted

thx

i wish i was smarter than tse two combined

your wish is now granted
and now im off es! 
peace!

thx oh wait im a guy what?! thats sexist! 

bye! 

u mad sis?
three blondes whent fishing

when they suddenly caught a goldfish

i will grant each of you 1 wish if you let me go

i wish i was smarter

your wish is now granted

thx

i wish i was even smarter than her

your wish is now granted

thx

i wish i was smarter than tse two combined

your wish is now granted
and now im off es!
peace!

thx oh wait im a guy what?! thats sexist!

bye!

u mad sis?


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OMG, I have to read a lot and write a lot to be a writer?
OMG, I have to read a lot and write a lot to be a writer?

Funny Jokes,  Funny Saying,  
    
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blonde jokes...

there is none...
all are true stories.
blonde jokes...

there is none...
all are true stories.


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