Blonde Bimbo Jokes

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How do you confuse a blonde?

You dont. Theyre born that way.
How do you confuse a blonde?

You dont. Theyre born that way.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Confused Jokes,  Stupid Blonde Jokes,  
    
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How do you know if a blondes been using your computer?

Youll find Wite Out all over the screen.
How do you know if a blondes been using your computer?

Youll find Wite Out all over the screen.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Computer Jokes,  
    
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Dude like I was told my milkshakes bring all the boys to my yard

Funny - Dairy Queen fired me like 2 years ago!
Dude like I was told my milkshakes bring all the boys to my yard

Funny - Dairy Queen fired me like 2 years ago!


Funny Music Jokes,  Song Jokes,  
    
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My brother is having a baby and I can't wait

To see if I'm an aunt or uncle
My brother is having a baby and I can't wait

To see if I'm an aunt or uncle


My Brother Jokes,  Aunt Jokes,  Dumb Blonde Joke,  
    
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Use long words in sentence

OMG you're so smart
Use long words in sentence

OMG you're so smart


Smart Jokes,  Dumb Blonde,  
    
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I'm so ugly

*Waits for complements*
I'm so ugly

*Waits for complements*


Ugly Jokes,  Social Media Jokes,  
    
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I can't believe I overslept

I totally set my alarm for 7pm this morning
I can't believe I overslept

I totally set my alarm for 7pm this morning


Sleep Jokes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  
    
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"OMG, quit smoking, you'll get cancer"

Spends 2 hours each day tanning
"OMG, quit smoking, you'll get cancer"

Spends 2 hours each day tanning


Smoking Jokes,  Relationship Funny,  
    
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I've spent all your money?!

We need to talk about "us"
I've spent all your money?!

We need to talk about "us"


Relationship Jokes,  Money Jokes,  
    
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One day I let my mind wander

But it didn't come back
One day I let my mind wander

But it didn't come back


Mind Jokes,  Silly Quotes,  
    
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Who's Sharia?

Why don't people want her making a law?
Who's Sharia?

Why don't people want her making a law?


Muslim Jokes,  Current Jokes 2015,  
    
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I'm so proud of myself for completing a jigsaw in 17 hours

It said 2 to 4 years on the box
I'm so proud of myself for completing a jigsaw in 17 hours

It said 2 to 4 years on the box


Puzzle Jokes,  Stupid Blondes Jokes,  
    
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I'm glad to hear "King Kong" wasn't a documentary

Animals shouldn't be treated like that
I'm glad to hear "King Kong" wasn't a documentary

Animals shouldn't be treated like that


King Kong Jokes,  Movie Jokes,  
    
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I mean, zombies only attack people with brains

So I guess I'll be safe
I mean, zombies only attack people with brains

So I guess I'll be safe


Funny Stupid Jokes,  Funny Zombie Quotes,  
    
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Maybe we could land a rocket on the sun

If we go at night
Maybe we could land a rocket on the sun

If we go at night


Night Jokes,  Sun Jokes,  
    
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