Blonde Joke

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"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."

"In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."

Drunk Humor,  Doctor Humor,  Blonde Humor,  

What's the difference between the Grand Old Duke Of York and a blonde?

The Grand Old Duke Of York only had one thousand men!

Men Jokes,  Jokes Questions,  Funny Historical Facts,  

What is blonde and green and jumps from bed to bed?

A prostitoad!

Bed Puns,  Toad Jokes,  

A blonde woman visited her doctor one day. The doctor was surprised to see that she had a large pair of headphones on her head."I am afraid that if I take them off I will die!" blubbered the blonde."Don't be so ridiculous," said the doctor, "I am just going to take them off!"The doctor put the headphones on his ears and heard, "Breathe in, Breathe out...." in a soothing voice.

Doctor Jokes,  Dumb Blond Jokes,  Best Blonde Joke,  

Did you hear about the blonde doctor?

She shaved her patients, then took off their clothes!

Jokes About Blondes,  Stupid Joke,  Patience Jokes,  

Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive in movie?

They went to see 'Closed For Winter!"

Car Puns,  Movie Jokes,  Dead Person Jokes,  

Q. Did you hear about the new paint called Blonde paint?

A. Its not very bright, but it spreads easy.

Funny Question Jokes,  Funny Question And Answer Jokes,  Blonde Questions,  

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: I wonder if it is mine.

Stupid Joke,  Adult Humor,  Blonde Jokes Funny,  

Q. What do a blonde and a moped have in common?

A. They are both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.


Q: Why did the blonde like lightening?

A: She thought someone was taking a picture of her.

Stupid Jokes,  Adult Humor,  Best Blonde Jokes Ever,  

Q. What is a blondes idea of dental floss?

A. Pubic hair.

Adult Blonde Jokes,  

Q: What do you call two brunette and a blonde in the NFL?

A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Sports Jokes,  Adult Humor Jokes,  Blondes Jokes,  

Why don't blondes eat bananas?

They can't find the zipper.

Adult Joke,  Banana Jokes,  Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

Because you can park in the disabled zone!

Disabled Joke,  Girl Jokes,  Best Blonde Jokes,  

How did the one armed blonde get out of the tree?

Someone waved at her!

Tree Puns,  One Arm Jokes,  Best Blonde Jokes,  

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