Blonde Jokes Funny

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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

I wonder if its mine.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

I wonder if its mine.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Pregnancy Jokes,  
    
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Yo Mama so stupid

She made a blonde look smart
Yo Mama so stupid

She made a blonde look smart


Yo Mama So Stupid,  Picard Meme (theme),  
    
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Yes, I am blonde.

No, I don't need to hear your blonde jokes.
Yes, I am blonde.

No, I don't need to hear your blonde jokes.


Funny Jokes,  Blonde Hair Jokes,  Clean Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Two blonde women are talking..

- you know, yesterday, I cheated on my husband

- did you do it for money or for love?

- for love of course, 'cause you know $300 is not really money anymore...


Clean Blonde Jokes For Kids,  Best Blonde Jokes Ever,  
    
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A blonde spies a letter lying on her doormat.


It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
She spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.


Best Blonde Jokes Ever,  Funny Blonde Jokes Clean,  Free Blonde Jokes  
    
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Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.

One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"

The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."


Blonde Questions,  Blonde Moments Jokes,  Fish Jokes  
    
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A blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."


Blonde Questions,  Blonde Moments Jokes,  Short Blonde Jokes  
    
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A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish.

"I think it's got epilepsy," she tells the vet.

The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".

The blonde says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".


Blonde Questions,  Blonde Moments Jokes,  Fish Jokes  
    
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The blonde looked at the other blonde who was wearing a name tag and she said "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one"?

Blonde Questions,  Blonde Moments Jokes,  Short Blonde Jokes  
    
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Two blondes were driving to Disneyworld for a fun vacation. When they got close they saw a sign that said "Disneyworld left"....they both starting crying and turned the car around to head back home

Best Blonde Jokes Ever,  Clean Blonde Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: I wonder if it is mine.


Blonde Joke,  Stupid Joke,  Adult Humor,  
    
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What is the capital of Texas?

T.
What is the capital of Texas?

T.


Dumb Blondes Jokes,  Dumb Jokes,  Dumb Insults,  
    
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A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, "Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?"

She replied, "The can said for best results apply 2 coats."


Husband Jokes,  Blonde Jokes,  Alaska Jokes,  
    
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Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? 

To see how long she slept.
Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.


Dumb Blondes Jokes,  A Joke,  Blondes Jokes,  
    
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