Blonde Jokes

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Why did a blonde from England bring a bag of french fries to a poker game?

Someone told her to bring her own chips.
Why did a blonde from England bring a bag of french fries to a poker game?

Someone told her to bring her own chips.


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Poker Puns,  
    
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When you dye your hair blonde to look cute for him and still makes you pay for your own tacos
When you dye your hair blonde to look cute for him and still makes you pay for your own tacos

Lil Mama Crying,  Funniest Memes,  
    
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what did the blonde say, when 
she lost her wallet?

where is my wallet?
what did the blonde say, when
she lost her wallet?

where is my wallet?


Wallet Jokes,  Meme Funny,  Question Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear why they closed the Big House?

Two blondes drowned while the crowd was doing the wave..


House Jokes,  University Jokes,  Blonde Jokes One Liners,  
    
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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.


Airplane Jokes,  Funny Lawyer Jokes,  Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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Q: How does a blonde know she's going to have a Hindu baby?

A: Put a Rubik's cube in her pants and wait to see if it gets finished.


Indian Jokes,  New Baby Jokes,  Funny Hindi Jokes,  
    
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Rectangular in shape...

And it has your picture on it...
Rectangular in shape...

And it has your picture on it...


Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Funny Blond Jokes,  Best Blonde Jokes Ever  
    
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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the "10" button.


Stupid Blonde Jokes,  Stupid Blondes Jokes,  Funny Blonde Jokes One Liners  
    
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What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?

One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus!


Walrus Jokes,  Fish Pun,  
    
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A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, 'This is the WORST book Ive ever read! It has NO plot and far too many characters! '

The librarian looks up and calmly remarks So, you're the one that took our phone book...


Library Jokes,  Best Blonde Jokes,  Best Blonde Jokes Ever,  
    
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Did you hear about the scared blonde nurse down by the water?

She won't go down on the Doc!


Scared Jokes,  Doctor Puns,  Water Puns,  
    
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Redhead: "You ever smelled moth balls?"

Blonde: "Yes, I think they smell good."

Redhead: "Wow, I can't believe you got your nose between those tiny legs."


Redhead Jokes,  Redhead Jokes Funny,  Best Blonde Jokes Ever  
    
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What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?

Last years hide and go seek winner!


Skeleton Jokes,  Dumb Blond Jokes,  The Best Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

A: She threw all the "W's" away


Adult Joke,  Women Jokes,  Riddles For Kids,  
    
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What is a blonde's chronic speech impediment?

She just can't say NO!


Disabled Joke,  Speech Impediment Jokes,  Best Blonde Jokes  
    
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