Blonde Questions

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Why is Alaska so cold?

Isn't it next to Mexico?
Why is Alaska so cold?

Isn't it next to Mexico?


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Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.

One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"

The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."


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A blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."


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A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish.

"I think it's got epilepsy," she tells the vet.

The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".

The blonde says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".


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The blonde looked at the other blonde who was wearing a name tag and she said "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one"?

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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"


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Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:
"Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: "Will it take ME?"


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Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

A. To cover the valve stem.


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Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

A. Frosted Flakes


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Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A. Their both empty from the neck up


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Who has more fun, blondes or brunettes? 

The girls with the bigger boobs.
Who has more fun, blondes or brunettes?

The girls with the bigger boobs.


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Q. Did you hear about the new paint called Blonde paint?

A. Its not very bright, but it spreads easy.


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