Blondes Jokes

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Blondes have more fun because they are easier to amuse.

Jokes About Blondes,  Dumb Blondes Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Blondes,  

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

Best Blonde Jokes,  

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

Donut seeds.

Cereal Puns,  Food Puns,  Hilarious Blonde Jokes,  

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on the top of their head?

A: All you can eat, under a buck.

Eating Jokes,  Blonde People Jokes,  Money Jokes,  

What' the difference between a blonde and a rooster?

In the morning a rooster says, "Cock a doodle doo!" A blonde says, "Any Cock Will Doo!"

Rooster Jokes,  Adult Joke,  

Q: What do you call two brunette and a blonde in the NFL?

A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Blonde Joke,  Sports Jokes,  Adult Humor Jokes,  

Q: What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

Nasty Puns,  Blonde Humor,  69 Joke,  

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

Blonde Jokes,  A Funny Joke,  

Three blondes were walking down the road when they found a lamp. They rubbed it and a Genie popped and told them they could have one wish each.

The first blonde said, "I wish I was smarter!" So the Genie turned her into a redhead.

The second blonde said, "I wish I was smarter than her!" So the Genie turned her into a brunette.

The third blonde said, "I wish I was smarter than both of them put together!" So the Genie turned her into a man!

Blonde Joke,  Genie Jokes,  Women Insults,  

Why do blondes wear tampons?

Because crabs like bungee jumping too!

Tampon Jokes,  Crab Puns,  Disease Jokes,  

2 blondes walk into a'd think one of them would've seen it.

Dumb Blonde,  101 Blonde Jokes,  New Blonde Jokes,  

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box?

"Omg, donut seeds!"

Blonde Joke,  New Blonde Jokes,  Best Blonde Joke,  

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."

Blonde Joke,  New Blonde Jokes,  Car Jokes,  

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Blonde Joke,  Brunette Hair Jokes,  Brunette Jokes,  

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"

Brunette: "I dont know."

Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Blonde Joke,  Brunette Hair Jokes,  Brunette Jokes,  

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