Blood Puns

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Blood punsTwo cells met and fell in love but alas it was all in vein
Do you know someone that drinks like a fish and it’s to the point that you truly believe if they did a blood test it would show 90% Jack Daniels. That person even donates blood just so that when they drink they’ll feel the buzz quicker. At this point all their blood will be good for is sterilizing the instruments.

Here we have the most popular and viral blood puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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I'm going to have to draw blood

Thanks for waiting.
I'm going to have to draw blood

Thanks for waiting.


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What's a vampire's favorite place to take his car?

On a blood drive.
What's a vampire's favorite place to take his car?

On a blood drive.


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What do vampires cross the sea in?

Blood vessels.
What do vampires cross the sea in?

Blood vessels.


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A spike in blood pressure
A spike in blood pressure

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yes, she said she was a virgin, or did she say virgo? either way there was blood.
yes, she said she was a virgin, or did she say virgo? either way there was blood.

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ashley: let's get donate blood to help ohers

sarah: ain't no blood bihh
ashley: let's get donate blood to help ohers

sarah: ain't no blood bihh


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Hits blunt...

Rudolph had a red nose right?

Does that mean he's a Blood?
Hits blunt...

Rudolph had a red nose right?

Does that mean he's a Blood?


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That moment you realize

That wasn't tiger blood
That moment you realize

That wasn't tiger blood


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Tiger blood?

Sorry
Tiger blood?

Sorry


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when you a crib and bae want you to chill with her while she on her period but you can't cause you don't  with blood
when you a crib and bae want you to chill with her while she on her period but you can't cause you don't with blood

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Just killed a mosquito

It drew first blood
Just killed a mosquito

It drew first blood


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ashley: let's go donate blood to help others

sarah: ain't no blood bihh
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ashley: let's go donate blood to help others

sarah: ain't no blood bihh


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My blood type?

Krispy Kreme
My blood type?

Krispy Kreme


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All this blood and I'm still not your type
All this blood and I'm still not your type

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