Two cells met and fell in love but alas it was all in vein
Do you know someone that drinks like a fish and it’s to the point that you truly believe if they did a blood test it would show 90% Jack Daniels. That person even donates blood just so that when they drink they’ll feel the buzz quicker. At this point all their blood will be good for is sterilizing the instruments.
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