Blood Puns

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Q: What is a zombie's favorite mode of transportation?

A: A blood vessel


Zombie Jokes,  Zombie Humor,  Qa Jokes,  
    
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Big surprise...even my blood type's negative!
Big surprise...even my blood type's negative!

Maxine Jokes,  Negative Jokes  
    
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How would you like to donate a pint of blood through the nose?

Bent Nose Jokes,  Good Nose Jokes  
    
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, we r out of "o" positive again
, we r out of "o" positive again

Dracula Jokes,  Vampire Jokes  
    
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A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Pessimist Jokes,  Negative Jokes  
    
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*Le me in bathroom with a 
bloody nose

Suddenly , le wild sneeze appears

AAAHH....AHHH.....
*Le me in bathroom with a
bloody nose

Suddenly , le wild sneeze appears

AAAHH....AHHH.....


Sneezing Jokes,  Red Nose Joke,  
    
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You got B+ on blood test? 

Failure run through veins
You got B+ on blood test?

Failure run through veins


Test Jokes,  Funny Asian Quotes,  Jokes About Failure,  
    
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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.


Women Jokes One Liners,  Soldier Jokes  
    
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the blood of angry men
the blood of angry men

Color Jokes,  Images Of Funny Jokes  
    
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making a poopie

well time to wipe...

alright done
making a poopie

well time to wipe...

alright done


Poop Jokes,  Toilet Paper Jokes,  Toilet Puns,  
    
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Well that escalated quickly...
Well that escalated quickly...

Will Ferrell Jokes,  Celebrity Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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Just got down donating blood for charity
Just got down donating blood for charity

Jokes About Aids,  Charity Jokes,  Std Jokes,  
    
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why are you so upset?

i drank some of your blood last night. . .

but. . .i have no bitemarks or anything.
why are you so upset?

i drank some of your blood last night. . .

but. . .i have no bitemarks or anything.


Women Period Jokes,  Funny Twilight Images,  
    
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As a 7th grade biology teacher, I was teaching my class about the flow of blood in the body.

After my lecture I asked the class the following: Why is it that if I would turn upside down, my face would turn red since the blood would flow to my head, but when I stand upright my feet dont turn red?

I was taken aback when a boy blurted out, thats cuz your feet aint empty!.


Student Jokes,  Biology Jokes,  Teacher Puns  
    
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I'd like to leave this world like I came into it; screaming, naked and covered in someone else's blood.

Birth Jokes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  Naked Jokes,  
    
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