Blowjob Joke

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me: *gets me from a rough day at work and wants to vent* her: take ya out!
me: *gets me from a rough day at work and wants to vent*

her: take ya out!

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when she effortlessly necks your entire meat, now you're wondering if her throat is long or if your meat is srt.
when she effortlessly necks your entire meat, now you're wondering if her throat is long or if your meat is srt.

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when u f*cked up & bae's mad at you i'll give you head!!
when u f*cked up & bae's mad at you

i'll give you head!!

Memes,  Bae Jokes,  Mad Jokes,  
    
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when your girl surprised u with head at work and ur wife walks in the door
when your girl surprised u with head at work and ur wife walks in the door

Memes,  Bill Clinton Meme,  Cheating Humor,  
    
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mrs. clinton, can you give us your impression of monica lewinsky
mrs. clinton, can you give us your impression of monica lewinsky

Memes,  Monica Lewinski Jokes,  
    
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- tell me doc, w bad is it? - well, i've warned you about tse excessive deepthroats - omg! am i gonna make it? - science has limits you know...
- tell me doc, w bad is it?

- well, i've warned you about tse excessive deepthroats

- omg! am i gonna make it?

- science has limits you know...

Memes,  
    
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when monica is under the desk and hillary walks in.
when monica is under the desk and hillary walks in.

Desk Jokes,  Bill Clinton Meme,  Monica Lewinsky Jokes,  
    
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girl: daddy i can't blow anything properly. the harder i try the more useless i am. dad: ha ha..ur a spitting image of ur mom. notice w i didn't say swallowing?
girl: daddy i can't blow anything properly. the harder i try the more useless i am.

dad: ha ha..ur a spitting image of ur mom. notice w i didn't say swallowing?

Memes,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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her: if you win i'll suck your di- him:
her: if you win i'll suck your di-

him:

Surfing Jokes,  
    
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ha! no charges! i told everyone i wouldn't go down! we knew that 20 years ago!
ha! no charges! i told everyone

i wouldn't go down!

we knew that 20 years ago!

Memes,  Monica Lewinsky Jokes,  Political Jokes 2016,  
    
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kid: hey dad w did you meet mom? dad: she was jacked up on ice giving blowies behind a dumpster. we really had great chemistry.
kid: hey dad w did you meet mom?

dad: she was jacked up on ice giving blowies behind a dumpster. we really had great chemistry.

Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  Funny Story Jokes,  
    
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these pictures of hilary duff giving a after getting proposed to are the best thing on the internet
these pictures of hilary duff giving a after getting proposed to are the best thing on the internet

Memes,  Celebrity Jokes 2016,  
    
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*at my funeral* crush: he's really gone... i can't believe i never got a chance to suck his d-
*at my funeral*

crush: he's really gone... i can't believe i never got a chance to suck his d-

Memes,  Funeral Meme,  
    
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iron head getting a from a girl with braces
iron head

getting a from a girl with braces

Braces Insults,  Head Jokes,  
    
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why did the guy get fired from the sperm bank? why? drinking on the job.
why did the guy get fired from the sperm bank?

why?

drinking on the job.

Gay Guy Jokes,  Jj Jameson Meme (theme),  Sperm Jokes,  
    
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