Boat Puns

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Funny Boat Puns


Ahoy matey! Set sail across the high seas with these hilarious boat puns. We have scoured the web, cast a wide net and gathered a vast collection of side-tickling nautical themed humor that will certainly brighten your day! Your friends, family, and first mates of all ages will be tickled with laughter when they hear these silly quips. Whether you are a young bosun or a well-seasoned captain, we have the perfect jokes for you!

While you are giggling your bow and stern off, remember to like, add Kappits of your own and share some silly boat puns on social media, school or even at the water cooler! Do no forget to revisit this section soon, as we update regularly with more funny jokes and pictures for you to enjoy!
Clever yacht name
Clever yacht name

Memes,  Name Puns,  
    
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Whatever floats your goats
Whatever floats your goats

Memes,  Funny Animal Slogans,  
    
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practice safe rowing, use a coxswain
practice safe rowing, use a coxswain

Rowing Puns,  
    
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It may seem like you're doing all the work, but c'mon, we're all in the same boat here.
It may seem like you're doing all the work, but c'mon, we're all in the same boat here.

Rowing Puns,  Lame Puns,  Very Funny Sms Jokes,  
    
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I can't believe we didn't win. Those boats were totally RIGGED
I can't believe we didn't win. Those boats were totally RIGGED

Rowing Puns,  Rowing Puns,  
    
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motorboatin'

obviously about boats
motorboatin'

obviously about boats


Carrie Underwood Jokes,  Boat Jokes,  
    
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Row row row

Your goat
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Lol: Loool
Lol: Lol
Row row row

Your goat


Funny Jokes,  Nursery Rhymes,  Goat Puns,  
    
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We're gonna need

A bigger goat
We're gonna need

A bigger goat


Memes,  Goat Puns,  
    
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There was a big sale at the boat store

It was quite the oar deal
There was a big sale at the boat store

It was quite the oar deal


Memes,  Clever Puns,  
    
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well i know where i'm going motor boating this weekend...
well i know where i'm going motor boating this weekend...

Funny Pictures,  Motor Racing Jokes,  
    
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i call

bullship
i call

bullship


Funny Jokes,  Boat Jokes,  Ship Puns  
    
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What was not served on the Titanic?

Life savers and root beer floats.


Titanic Jokes,  Candy Jokes,  Ship Puns,  
    
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What's the worst vegetable to serve on a boat?

Leeks


Jokes Riddles,  Children Riddles,  Riddles For Kids,  
    
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What does a houseboat turn into when it grows up?

(A township!)


Jokes Riddles,  Children Riddles,  Riddles For Kids,  Ship Puns,  
    
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