Body Health Jokes

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10 years ago I promised myself to get to a body like Thor, I've finally achieved it
10 years ago I promised myself to get to a body like Thor, I've finally achieved it

Memes,  Funny Inspirational Images,  Thor Jokes,  
    
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One of my favorite games to play is "is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?"
One of my favorite games to play is "is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?"

Memes,  Headache Jokes,  
    
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Me leaving the house without eating breakfast, dehydrated, and with 2 hours of sleep
Me leaving the house without eating breakfast, dehydrated, and with 2 hours of sleep

Memes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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Me, low on iron:

My vision when I stand:
Me, low on iron:

My vision when I stand:


Memes,  Iron Jokes,  
    
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That one molecule of Serotonin trying to keep me going throughout the day
That one molecule of Serotonin trying to keep me going throughout the day

Memes,  Molecule Jokes,  Hide The Pain Harold,  
    
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I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

This is the type of positivity I need
I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

This is the type of positivity I need


Memes,  Funny Positive Thoughts,  Body Jokes,  
    
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I'm 19 but my lower back is 91
I'm 19 but my lower back is 91

Memes,  Back Jokes,  
    
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Shout out to all the girls who aren't really thicc but aren't super skinny, just got that extra 17 pounds of garlic bread and tacos on us at all times. We out here... not skinny... doing whatever the fuck we want.... in peace.
Shout out to all the girls who aren't really thicc but aren't super skinny, just got that extra 17 pounds of garlic bread and tacos on us at all times. We out here... not skinny... doing whatever the fuck we want.... in peace.

Memes,  Shout Out Jokes,  
    
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My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year

Only 15 to go
My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year

Only 15 to go


Memes,  Weight Loss Problems,  New Year Resolutions Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'll do anything to cure my insomnia."

Expert: "Limit caffeine or alcohol or screen time."

Me: "I shall forever suffer in the cruel, incurable grasp of insomnia."
Me: I'll do anything to cure my insomnia."

Expert: "Limit caffeine or alcohol or screen time."

Me: "I shall forever suffer in the cruel, incurable grasp of insomnia."


Memes,  Funny Insomnia Quotes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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"You should try eating better, your diet has a big effect on your mood"

Me:
"You should try eating better, your diet has a big effect on your mood"

Me:


Memes,  Diet Humor,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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You: Why do I feel terrible

Body: Coffee is not a meal

Body: Eat a vegetable

Body: Sleep

You: Guess we'll never know

Body: Oh my God
You: Why do I feel terrible

Body: Coffee is not a meal

Body: Eat a vegetable

Body: Sleep

You: Guess we'll never know

Body: Oh my God


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Me after drinking approximately one bottle of water

Fitness isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle
Me after drinking approximately one bottle of water

Fitness isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle


Memes,  Water Jokes,  Fitness Jokes,  
    
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My subconscious watching me drink almond soy milk as if it makes up for the fact that I still eat regular cheese, ice cream, and yogurt
My subconscious watching me drink almond soy milk as if it makes up for the fact that I still eat regular cheese, ice cream, and yogurt

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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I never turn down food and that's why I'm not there
I never turn down food and that's why I'm not there

Memes,  Jokes About Food,  Body Jokes,  
    
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