Body Health Jokes

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My subconscious watching me drink almond soy milk as if it makes up for the fact that I still eat regular cheese, ice cream, and yogurt
My subconscious watching me drink almond soy milk as if it makes up for the fact that I still eat regular cheese, ice cream, and yogurt

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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I never turn down food and that's why I'm not there
I never turn down food and that's why I'm not there

Memes,  Jokes About Food,  Body Jokes,  
    
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Me: Why am I so tired and weak all the time?

Me: *eats nothing nutritional value*

Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule*

Me: *never exercises ever*

Me: I just don't get it
Me: Why am I so tired and weak all the time?

Me: *eats nothing nutritional value*

Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule*

Me: *never exercises ever*

Me: I just don't get it


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Life,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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My organs watching me drink water
My organs watching me drink water

Memes,  Water Jokes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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When you swore you swore you wouldn't be fat this summer, but now it's almost June and you're there like:
When you swore you swore you wouldn't be fat this summer, but now it's almost June and you're there like:

Memes,  Summer Jokes,  
    
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Raise ur hand if you told yourself that his would be the year you get in great shape for them summer but it's May and now ur starting to panic
Raise ur hand if you told yourself that his would be the year you get in great shape for them summer but it's May and now ur starting to panic

Memes,  May Jokes,  Summer Jokes,  
    
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When you tell everyone about your summer body goals, but you didn't tell them which summer.
When you tell everyone about your summer body goals, but you didn't tell them which summer.

Memes,  Summer Jokes,  
    
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Me: Healthy body, healthy mind.

Also me:
Me: Healthy body, healthy mind.

Also me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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When you see a plate of nachos and you wonder whether the perfect summer bod is really worth it
When you see a plate of nachos and you wonder whether the perfect summer bod is really worth it

Memes,  When You Meme,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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"Carbs are bad for you"

Me:
"Carbs are bad for you"

Me:


Memes,  Pizza Meme,  Barbie Memes,  
    
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January: Gotta get in shape for Spring Break this year

Spring break:
January: Gotta get in shape for Spring Break this year

Spring break:


Memes,  Spring Break Meme,  
    
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me this summer if i don;t get my  together
me this summer if i don;t get my together

Memes,  Ariel Meme,  Summer Meme,  
    
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You can't gain weight if you never weigh yourself
You can't gain weight if you never weigh yourself

Memes,  Weight Joke,  Roll Safe Meme,  
    
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When you tell everyone about your summer body goals, but you didn't tell them which summer
When you tell everyone about your summer body goals, but you didn't tell them which summer

Memes,  Sarcastic Meme,  
    
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Health teacher: "Next we are going to discuss the damage alcohol does to your liver"
Health teacher: "Next we are going to discuss the damage alcohol does to your liver"

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol,  Classroom Memes,  
    
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