Body Jokes

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*first date* Me: Okay I will not mention or talk about my third nipple tonight because that might creep them out Me (after one beer): okay so you know how tricycles have 3 tires instead of 2
*first date*

Me: Okay I will not mention or talk about my third nipple tonight because that might creep them out

Me (after one beer): okay so you know how tricycles have 3 tires instead of 2

Memes,  First Date Jokes,  Nipple Jokes,  
    
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When he's your boyfriend When he's your husband
When he's your boyfriend

When he's your husband

Memes,  Dating Humor,  Thor Jokes,  
    
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"Hows your summer body coming along?" Me:
"Hows your summer body coming along?"

Me:

Memes,  Thor Jokes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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Other girls: "I can't wait to show off all my new bikinis and cure clothes this summer" Me:
Other girls: "I can't wait to show off all my new bikinis and cure clothes this summer"

Me:

Memes,  Bikini Jokes,  
    
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Are y'all stomachs flat? Yeah. The "L" is just silent.
Are y'all stomachs flat?

Yeah. The "L" is just silent.

Memes,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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Me, low on iron: My vision when I stand:
Me, low on iron:

My vision when I stand:

Memes,  Body Health Jokes,  Iron Jokes,  
    
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How dare this outfit planned in my head not look good on my body. Disrespectful as hell.
How dare this outfit planned in my head not look good on my body. Disrespectful as hell.

Memes,  Clothing Jokes,  
    
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Why are boys so against wigs ? Imagine if ya man came home and just hung up his muscles in the closet.....
Why are boys so against wigs ?

Imagine if ya man came home and just hung up his muscles in the closet.....

Memes,  Fake Hair Jokes,  
    
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I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place This is the type of positivity I need
I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

This is the type of positivity I need

Memes,  Funny Positive Thoughts,  
    
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Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?
Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?

Memes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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Doctor: You only get one body. You should take care of it. Me if I only get one body, I should probably use it up. Really run it ragged. Doctor: ... Me Get my money's worth.
Doctor: You only get one body. You should take care of it.

Me if I only get one body, I should probably use it up. Really run it ragged.

Doctor: ...

Me Get my money's worth.

Memes,  Jokes On Doctor,  
    
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Who got necks?
Who got necks?

Memes,  Neck Man Meme,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  
    
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Who else in their 20's with knee & back problems like they're 64
Who else in their 20's with knee & back problems like they're 64

Memes,  Young Adult Jokes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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Someday women of the world will wake up and think, "you know what I need? A Dude whose body kinda looks like spaghetti" And on that day I'll be ready
Someday women of the world will wake up and think, "you know what I need? A Dude whose body kinda looks like spaghetti"

And on that day I'll be ready

Memes,  Spaghetti Jokes,  
    
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Women are expected to look like tens all the time whole the average man looks like warm coleslaw
Women are expected to look like tens all the time whole the average man looks like warm coleslaw

Memes,  Men Insults,  Men And Women Jokes,  
    
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