Body Jokes

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How dare this outfit planned in my head not look good on my body. Disrespectful as hell.
How dare this outfit planned in my head not look good on my body. Disrespectful as hell.

Memes,  Clothing Jokes,  
    
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Why are boys so against wigs ?

Imagine if ya man came home and just hung up his muscles in the closet.....
Why are boys so against wigs ?

Imagine if ya man came home and just hung up his muscles in the closet.....


Memes,  Fake Hair Jokes,  
    
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I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

This is the type of positivity I need
I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

This is the type of positivity I need


Memes,  Funny Positive Thoughts,  
    
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Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?
Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?

Memes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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Doctor: You only get one body. You should take care of it.

Me if I only get one body, I should probably use it up. Really run it ragged.

Doctor: ...

Me Get my money's worth.
Doctor: You only get one body. You should take care of it.

Me if I only get one body, I should probably use it up. Really run it ragged.

Doctor: ...

Me Get my money's worth.


Memes,  Jokes On Doctor,  
    
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Who else in their 20's with knee & back problems like they're 64
Who else in their 20's with knee & back problems like they're 64

Memes,  Young Adult Jokes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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Someday women of the world will wake up and think, "you know what I need? A Dude whose body kinda looks like spaghetti" 

And on that day I'll be ready
Someday women of the world will wake up and think, "you know what I need? A Dude whose body kinda looks like spaghetti"

And on that day I'll be ready


Memes,  Spaghetti Jokes,  
    
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Women are expected to look like tens all the time whole the average man looks like warm coleslaw
Women are expected to look like tens all the time whole the average man looks like warm coleslaw

Memes,  Men Insults,  Men And Women Jokes,  
    
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"Do you like em skinny or thicc?"

Me:
"Do you like em skinny or thicc?"

Me:


Memes,  Donald Trump Memes,  
    
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Whoever got my voodoo doll take some stuffin out the stomach part
Whoever got my voodoo doll take some stuffin out the stomach part

Memes,  Fat Humor,  Funny Fat Quotes,  
    
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Ugh it's 2018, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Ugh it's 2018, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own

Memes,  2018 Meme,  Fat Humor,  
    
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Finally, a parking spot for guys with dad bods who like to grill
Finally, a parking spot for guys with dad bods who like to grill

Memes,  Sign Jokes,  Parking Jokes,  
    
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Women are expected too look lime tens all the time while the average man looks like warm coleslaw
Women are expected too look lime tens all the time while the average man looks like warm coleslaw

Memes,  Rude Jokes About Men,  
    
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Magic Mike grossed 167 million. If you still think girls like dad bods, keep dreamin pal.

Shrek grossed 484 million just so we're clear
Magic Mike grossed 167 million. If you still think girls like dad bods, keep dreamin pal.

Shrek grossed 484 million just so we're clear


Memes,  Shrek Jokes,  
    
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