Bone Puns

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Bone punsIt's going tibia okay.
Why is it that when you hit your funny bone it is everything but humerus. Bone jokes and puns can be a bit lame, but there is going tibia a joke or two that will lift your spirits. If all men are dogs would you call the ones that only bag skinny women, bone collectors?

Here we have added the best bone puns from all across the Internet. We have taken anything popular and viral jokes we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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I hope you find 

This humerus.
I hope you find

This humerus.


Anatomy Puns,  Body Jokes,  Bone Jokes,  
    
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I toed you I'd write.
I toed you I'd write.

Toe Jokes,  Foot Jokes,  Anatomy Puns,  
    
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are you an archaeologist?

cause i got a bone for you to examine
are you an archaeologist?

cause i got a bone for you to examine


Archaeologist Jokes,  
    
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goes on archaeological dig

gets .
goes on archaeological dig

gets .


Boner Jokes,  Archaeologist Jokes,  
    
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Two archaeologists were excavating a tomb in Egypt.

Arch.1: I just found another tomb of a mummefied pharoah!

Arch 2: Are you serious?

Arch 1: No bones about it!
Two archaeologists were excavating a tomb in Egypt.

Arch.1: I just found another tomb of a mummefied pharoah!

Arch 2: Are you serious?

Arch 1: No bones about it!


Archaeologist Jokes,  Egypt Jokes,  
    
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are you an archaeologist? because i've got a bone in my pants that i'd like you to date.
are you an archaeologist? because i've got a bone in my pants that i'd like you to date.

Bone Jokes,  
    
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10/10 would bone
10/10 would bone

Skeleton Jokes,  
    
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"i don't find your joke

Humerus."
"i don't find your joke

Humerus."


Greys Anatomy Memes,  Pun Jokes,  
    
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A femury Christmas

And a hippy New Year
A femury Christmas

And a hippy New Year


Christmas Puns,  New Years Puns,  
    
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"my body has 206 bones. want to give me another one?"
"my body has 206 bones. want to give me another one?"

Pick Up Lines For Ladies,  
    
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you have 206 bones in your body

wanna have 207?
you have 206 bones in your body

wanna have 207?


Funny Jokes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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i loved every bone in that 's body

especially mine
i loved every bone in that 's body

especially mine


Funny Jokes,  Ted Bundy Jokes,  
    
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Saturday Night Femur
Saturday Night Femur

Funny Jokes,  Movie Title Puns,  
    
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What do skeletons order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs
What do skeletons order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs


Memes,  Skeleton Puns,  
    
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I have found this humerus
I have found this humerus

Memes,  Chubby Bubbles Girl (theme),  
    
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