Booty Call Jokes

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me swing up at 3am to my booty call's use after an 8-ball, 32 sts and a twelver of pbr, seeking to ear some
me swing up at 3am to my booty call's use after an 8-ball, 32 sts and a twelver of pbr, seeking to ear some

Memes,  Drunk Funny,  
    
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Imagine trying to learn English and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things
Imagine trying to learn English and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things

Memes,  Language Jokes,  
    
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when she text "you up?" but i already beat my meat.
when she text "you up?" but i already beat my meat.

Memes,  Squidward Meme,  
    
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Bill Clinton right now
Bill Clinton right now

Memes,  Bill Clinton Joke,  
    
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madea gets a booty call "you had me at ur"
madea gets a booty call

"you had me at ur"

Memes,  Madea Memes,  Funny Movie Memes,  
    
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Her: So when are you going to take me out Me:
Her: So when are you going to take me out

Me:

Call Ended Meme (theme),  Side Chick Quotes,  
    
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when she text you "wyd" at 2 am...
when she text you "wyd" at 2 am...

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  Booty Call Meme,  
    
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when her parents are giving you the "treat my daughter right" speech but you know you gonna and block her later
when her parents are giving you the "treat my daughter right" speech but you know you gonna and block her later

Memes,  Booty Call Meme,  New Relationship Jokes,  
    
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When you're on a date and she's a really nice girl and you feel bad because you're a dog who's only after one thing
When you're on a date and she's a really nice girl and you feel bad because you're a dog who's only after one thing

Memes,  First Date Jokes,  Dating Meme,  
    
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you've got me all wrong, baby. i don't want to touch your sweater...i want to eat it.
you've got me all wrong, baby. i don't want to touch your sweater...i want to eat it.

Butterfly Jokes,  Make Out Jokes,  Date Jokes,  
    
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kids be like mommy w was that man coming out your room this morning
kids be like

mommy w was that man coming out your room this morning

Memes,  Kids Be Like,  Morning Meme,  
    
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When you get that "wya" text after midnight
When you get that "wya" text after midnight

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  Booty Call Meme,  
    
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when you text her wyd and she say "pefully you" oh word?
when you text her wyd and she say "pefully you"

oh word?

Memes,  Dwyane Wade Memes,  Booty Call Memes,  
    
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that look you give yo friend when you leaving the club with some
that look you give yo friend when you leaving the club with some

Memes,  Club Memes,  
    
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when bae texts you at 2am "wyd?"
when bae texts you at 2am "wyd?"

Memes,  Bae Jokes,  Bae Memes,  
    
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