Boss Jokes

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Boss: are you on drugs?

Me: you and I both know I don't make enough money to have a drug problem
Boss: are you on drugs?

Me: you and I both know I don't make enough money to have a drug problem


Memes,  Clapback,  
    
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A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

Wazowski you didn't file your paperwork last night
A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

Wazowski you didn't file your paperwork last night


Paperwork Jokes,  Work And Office Jokes,  
    
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So, if you could drive 20min to come into work for 5minon Tuesday morning,

That'd be great
So, if you could drive 20min to come into work for 5minon Tuesday morning,

That'd be great


Tuesday Morning Jokes,  Working Life Jokes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  
    
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when my boss asks me what's wrong

i don't in' wanna be here.
when my boss asks me what's wrong

i don't in' wanna be here.


Memes,  Hate My Job Jokes,  
    
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We're a team here. 

Stop dragon your feet.
We're a team here.

Stop dragon your feet.


Dragon Puns,  Funny Teamwork Quotes,  
    
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When your boss says they don't wanna see anyone sleeping on the job and you say: "Don't worry you won't"
When your boss says they don't wanna see anyone sleeping on the job and you say: "Don't worry you won't"

Memes,  Jokes About Work,  
    
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boss: good morning.

me: you need to calm the  down.
boss: good morning.

me: you need to calm the down.


Funny Jokes,  Office Humor,  
    
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When your boss asks how you're doing

Half way through your shift
When your boss asks how you're doing

Half way through your shift


Funny Work Jokes,  Work And Office Jokes,  
    
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When one of your coworkers start yelling at the boss and you're just like
When one of your coworkers start yelling at the boss and you're just like

Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  
    
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Me: I can't work today. There's a huge ball of fire emitting deadly radiation. 

Boss: you can't skip work today because it's sunny.
Me: I can't work today. There's a huge ball of fire emitting deadly radiation.

Boss: you can't skip work today because it's sunny.


Radiation Jokes,  Funny Work Jokes,  Weather Jokes,  
    
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When your boss cracks a corny joke and you bout to ask for a day off
When your boss cracks a corny joke and you bout to ask for a day off

Memes,  Work And Office Jokes,  
    
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when my boss asks me what's wrong

i don't in' wanna be here.
when my boss asks me what's wrong

i don't in' wanna be here.


Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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When your manager walks in and you pick up the nearest thing to your hand to look as if your working
When your manager walks in and you pick up the nearest thing to your hand to look as if your working

Relatable Posts,  Work Humor,  Work Memes,  
    
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''And that's the boss. Nice enough guy, but wood from the neck up, if you know what I mean!''
''And that's the boss. Nice enough guy, but wood from the neck up, if you know what I mean!''

Funny Leadership Quotes,  Funny Boss Quotes,  Boss Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''There is no 'i' in team. As leader of this team, I want that changed.''
''There is no 'i' in team. As leader of this team, I want that changed.''

Funny Leadership Quotes,  Boss Jokes One Liners,  
    
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