Brake Jokes

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i made her bleed the brakes on her certified pre-owned lexus.
i made her bleed

the brakes on her certified pre-owned lexus.

Lexus Jokes,  Successful Black Man Memes,  
    
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Late braking indeed...
Late braking indeed...

Memes,  News Jokes,  
    
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Sorry your car broke down Mazda been the breaks
Sorry your car broke down

Mazda been the breaks

Mazda Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme)  
    
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Not having to brake when you reach a red light Because it turns green before you have to stop
Not having to brake when you reach a red light

Because it turns green before you have to stop

Memes,  Driving Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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When the car in front of you keep braking for no reason Goooooooo!!!
When the car in front of you keep braking for no reason

Goooooooo!!!

Memes,  Car Jokes,  
    
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these are what i will beat off yo
these are what i will beat

off yo

Memes,  Funny Meme Jokes,  
    
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You need to get your brake pads replaced.
You need to get your brake pads replaced.

Memes,  Fred Flintstone Jokes,  
    
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What your brakes look like when you're speeding And you see a cop
What your brakes look like when you're speeding

And you see a cop

Memes,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Funny Ecards,  Funny Mechanic Jokes,  Horn Jokes,  
    
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I'm afraid you need a brake specialist.
I'm afraid you need a brake specialist.

Funny Pictures,  Flintstones Jokes,  
    
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brakes! no f'n brakes!
brakes!

no f'n brakes!

Demotivational Posters,  
    
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Customers be like My brakes are making weird noises
Customers be like

My brakes are making weird noises

Memes,  Auto Mechanic Jokes,  Good Short Joke  
    
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I got the last can of brake cleaner off the other guys toolbox
I got the last can of brake cleaner

off the other guys toolbox

Memes,  Cute Hilarious Jokes,  Really Good Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Brakes? You mean the coward pedal.
Brakes?

You mean the coward pedal.

Funny Car Jokes,  Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  Manly Man Meme  
    
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He's not too handy. He couldn't fix his brakes, so he made his horn louder.

Roast Jokes One Liners,  Rude Puns,  
    
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