Breakfast Puns

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her: what you want to eat for breakfast

me:
her: what you want to eat for breakfast

me:


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made my girl dog food for breakfast

since she wanna be a
made my girl dog food for breakfast

since she wanna be a


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Official breakfast of the Arizona Cardinals
Official breakfast of the Arizona Cardinals

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You shouldn't skip breakfast, it's really dangerous!
You shouldn't skip breakfast, it's really dangerous!

Pun Examples For Kids,  Short Cute Jokes,  
    
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morning wood?

i call it breakfast in bed
morning wood?

i call it breakfast in bed


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You wanted hash browns?

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You wanted hash browns?

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breakfast just got a lot easier
breakfast just got a lot easier

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What do joke-tellers have for breakfast?

Cream of Wit.


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Breakfast?

Ain't nobody got time fo' that!
Breakfast?

Ain't nobody got time fo' that!


Sweet Brown Meme (theme),  Breakfast Joke  
    
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I would like, erm...

A ham, egg, and cheese biscuit and some erange juirce.
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I would like, erm...

A ham, egg, and cheese biscuit and some erange juirce.


Madea Memes,  Funny Ghetto Quotes,  Breakfast Joke,  
    
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Bed and Breakfast

You're doing it quite well actually.
Bed and Breakfast

You're doing it quite well actually.


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what did you have for breakfast?

 flakes?
what did you have for breakfast?

flakes?


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I ordered whole wheat toast but it tasted funny. I think something was awry.

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I wanted to make something for breakfast, and toast was the first thing to pop into my head.

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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance - Peter Kay

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