Breast Feeding Jokes

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when the ty milk just right
when the ty milk just right

Memes,  Jokes About Milk,  
    
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Walk around with one boob out at all times, even when your father-in-law is present.
Walk around with one boob out at all times, even when your father-in-law is present.

Funny Baby Advice,  Father In Law Jokes,  
    
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Massage nipples with sandpaper 10-12 times per day. Clamp on chip clips in between.
Massage nipples with sandpaper 10-12 times per day. Clamp on chip clips in between.

Nipple Jokes,  Jokes For Mothers,  
    
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start carrying a water bottle so that when your breast milk unexpectedly lets down, you can splash your wle chest with water and pretend you just finished a really great workout and are not, in fact, turning into a human geyser.
start carrying a water bottle so that when your breast milk unexpectedly lets down, you can splash your wle chest with water and pretend you just finished a really great workout and are not, in fact, turning into a human geyser.

Funny Baby Advice,  Milk Jokes,  
    
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this will be the greatest breast sucking facility the world has ever seen
this will be the greatest breast sucking facility the world has ever seen

Memes,  Baby Memes,  Funny Breast Jokes,  
    
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yo mama so dark

she breastfeeds ccolate milk
yo mama so dark

she breastfeeds ccolate milk


Yo Mama So Black Jokes,  Chocolate Jokes,  
    
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much love for all the mothers out there. makin food with your ties that's tight
much love for all the mothers out there. makin food with your ties that's tight

Funny Jokes,  Mother Jokes,  
    
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be vewy vewy quiet 

i'm hunting boobies
be vewy vewy quiet

i'm hunting boobies


Elmer Fudd Jokes,  
    
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boyfriend and i are laying on the couch being cute and cuddly

"you have such great mom s. ...ok i didn't mean it that way! i just mean they'll be great for feeding strong babies some day!"
boyfriend and i are laying on the couch being cute and cuddly

"you have such great mom s. ...ok i didn't mean it that way! i just mean they'll be great for feeding strong babies some day!"


Memes,  Socially Awkward Penguin (theme),  Socially Awesome Penguin (theme),  
    
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what do you mean

i won't be able to suck on any more ties for at least 14 years?
what do you mean

i won't be able to suck on any more ties for at least 14 years?


Memes,  Baby Funny Quotes,  
    
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when you drank too much tiddy milk
when you drank too much tiddy milk

Memes,  Drunk Humor,  
    
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Signs & symptoms of

Milk coma
Signs & symptoms of

Milk coma


Memes,  Coma Jokes,  
    
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i guarantee that baby...

will never switch to the bottle
i guarantee that baby...

will never switch to the bottle


Memes,  Baby Memes,  Funny Breast Jokes,  
    
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When you're hungry and Mum is not around:
When you're hungry and Mum is not around:

Memes,  Funny Breast Jokes,  
    
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