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if i were an operating system

your [process would be realtime priority
if i were an operating system

your [process would be realtime priority


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Is your name Google?

(Why?)

Because you have exactly what I'm looking for!


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Are you a boxer?

(No)

Well how about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head?


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If I had a garden, I would put my tulips with your tulips together.
If I had a garden, I would put my tulips with your tulips together.

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I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

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What are the odds of me being in your favor?

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Are you African? Because African love you!

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Are you from Tokyo?

(Yeah Why?)

Because I want to get in Japanies.


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Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?

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How about I grab your delicious Mounds, pull down your Snickers and put my Butterfinger up your tight little Kit Kat until you scream Oh Henry!

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I'm not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime!

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Excuse me, My name is Ben Dover. Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates? Or should I do it for you?


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You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.

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You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?

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Don't worry if you're only wearing stripes because I'll make you see stars tonight.

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