British Insults

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In this section, we included the funniest british insults from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and taken the best ones we have found including some that you guys have sent to us, and we’ve added them here.

On this page, you will find insults that only the British will find offensive. There are jokes and memes that poke fun at their teeth, their redneck type behavior and some of their own native insults like, ‘wanker’, ‘bumder’ and ‘plonker’.

We are continuously adding new content so we invite you to check back as often as you like. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, memes, videos and articles please rate your favorites; share them with your friends and kappit!
Being British

The best excuse for obnoxious humor
Being British

The best excuse for obnoxious humor


Funny Jokes,  Ricky Gervais Jokes,  
    
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British gene pool

It desperately needs a filter
British gene pool

It desperately needs a filter


Demotivational Posters,  Gene Pool Jokes,  Racist British Jokes,  
    
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British Insults

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Perce?
British Insults

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Perce?


Demotivational Posters,  Stupid Man Jokes,  
    
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American insult

Yer an idjit! 

British insult

The volume of the knowledge which you do not possess makes the Atlantic Ocean look like an above-ground kiddie pool.
American insult

Yer an idjit!

British insult

The volume of the knowledge which you do not possess makes the Atlantic Ocean look like an above-ground kiddie pool.


Funny Jokes,  American Insults,  
    
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Romney on the United Kingdom

"It's just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn't make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn't been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler's ambitions."
Romney on the United Kingdom

"It's just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn't make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn't been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler's ambitions."


Funny Quotes,  United Kingdom Jokes,  
    
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you bumder!
you bumder!

Meme,  Anti Gay Jokes,  
    
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"you plonker!" 

-del boy from "only fools and rse"
"you plonker!"

-del boy from "only fools and rse"


Funny Jokes,  
    
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16 to have sex

18 to watch porn

16 to smoke

18 to buy cigarettes

16 to join the army

18 to play call of duty

logic of britain
16 to have sex

18 to watch porn

16 to smoke

18 to buy cigarettes

16 to join the army

18 to play call of duty

logic of britain


Funny Jokes,  Funny Twitter Quotes,  Funny Twitter Jokes,  
    
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drunk girl using a slice of pizza as a pillow...

welcome to briain
drunk girl using a slice of pizza as a pillow...

welcome to briain


Meme,  Best British Jokes,  
    
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british teeth

look like vandalised graveyards
british teeth

look like vandalised graveyards


British Teeth Jokes,  British Disses,  
    
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make fun of british people for having bad teeth

doesnt have any
make fun of british people for having bad teeth

doesnt have any


Redneck Teeth Jokes,  British Teeth Jokes,  Funny Redneck Quotes,  
    
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british teeth

the result of 300 years of inbreeding
british teeth

the result of 300 years of inbreeding


Anti British Jokes,  British Disses,  United Kingdom Jokes  
    
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American kid: "You're from the UK? Cool! So do you have tea with the Queen?"

British kid: "Do you go to McDonalds with Obama?"


Text Jokes Uk,  United Kingdom Jokes,  Best Jokes To Text  
    
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Here in Britain, men go down to the garden shed to get away from the kids and their mother.

British Disses,  Best British Jokes  
    
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