Broccoli Jokes

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we get it, u smoke
we get it, u smoke

Green Puns,  
    
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Look at this broccoli poodle.
Look at this broccoli poodle.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Broccoli Jokes,  
    
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I'm having a bad hair day

Broccoli
I'm having a bad hair day

Broccoli


Funny Jokes,  Cute Cheesy Jokes,  
    
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Look at this tiny tree. Can you eat this? 

This one's dead.
Look at this tiny tree. Can you eat this?

This one's dead.


Funny Jokes,  Fruit And Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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You know what this is? 

Toilet brush. 

It's broccoli. 

When I showed this to Brittany earlier, she began to whimper, thinking I had cut down a small tree where a family of gummi bears lived.
You know what this is?

Toilet brush.

It's broccoli.

When I showed this to Brittany earlier, she began to whimper, thinking I had cut down a small tree where a family of gummi bears lived.


Funny Jokes,  Glee Meme,  
    
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Melon + Broccoli = Meloncholy

(The saddest vegetable in existence)
Melon + Broccoli = Meloncholy

(The saddest vegetable in existence)


Funny Jokes,  Watermelon Puns,  
    
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Ah, sweetie, you feel warm. 

And you look positively green. 

Warm? Green? 

Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli!
Ah, sweetie, you feel warm.

And you look positively green.

Warm? Green?

Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli!


Funny Jokes,  Parental Fail,  
    
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What I hear...

"The food was exquisite, please send my compliments to the chef" 

What I say...

"Yo, good job microwaving the broccoli"
What I hear...

"The food was exquisite, please send my compliments to the chef"

What I say...

"Yo, good job microwaving the broccoli"


Funny Ecards,  Waiter Jokes,  
    
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What the broccoli doesn't realize is that Charlie once stared a Cheeto into submission.
What the broccoli doesn't realize is that Charlie once stared a Cheeto into submission.

Funny Jokes,  Staring Jokes,  
    
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Dad, no one likes me. What should I do? 

Wear some cheese
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Cheese: Brocoll I
Dad, no one likes me. What should I do?

Wear some cheese


Funny Jokes,  Cheese Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Just me as a wee tyke. Waiting for my dinner. 

Here's some broccoli so you can grow big and strong! 

They look like trees! 

I guess they do.
Just me as a wee tyke. Waiting for my dinner.

Here's some broccoli so you can grow big and strong!

They look like trees!

I guess they do.


Funny Jokes,  Tree Jokes,  
    
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Count Broccula
Count Broccula

Funny Jokes,  Vampire Puns,  
    
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... Eat your broccoli...

Socialist!!
... Eat your broccoli...

Socialist!!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Political Comics,  
    
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Broccoli

A small tree where a family of gummi bears live
Broccoli

A small tree where a family of gummi bears live


Funny Jokes,  Gummy Bear Jokes,  
    
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