Broke Jokes

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The "It's only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $10,000 at this point in my life.
The "It's only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $10,000 at this point in my life.

Memes,  Jokes About Money,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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banker: sir your account balance is $-3.59

me: muthaa lower ya in voice!!!!!
banker: sir your account balance is $-3.59

me: muthaa lower ya in voice!!!!!


Memes,  No Money Jokes,  Banking Jokes,  
    
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I accidentally dropped my debit card today in class and a guy picked it up and pretended to run with it lmao boy if you don't give me my $1.37 back.
I accidentally dropped my debit card today in class and a guy picked it up and pretended to run with it lmao boy if you don't give me my $1.37 back.

Memes,  Card Jokes,  
    
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I be tryna decide do I wanna spend the $20 cash in my picket or $20 on my card as if it will result in a different kind of broke
I be tryna decide do I wanna spend the $20 cash in my picket or $20 on my card as if it will result in a different kind of broke

Memes,  No Money Jokes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Please don't invite me anywhere for like the next 2 months lol need my bank account to recover from the holidays
Please don't invite me anywhere for like the next 2 months lol need my bank account to recover from the holidays

Memes,  Holiday Humor,  Bank Account Meme,  
    
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Yall ever put a $7.02 pack of chicken back and got a pack that was $6.98???
Yall ever put a $7.02 pack of chicken back and got a pack that was $6.98???

Memes,  Chicken Jokes,  Grocery Jokes,  
    
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"purchase $81.24 ok?"

i mean it's definitely not ok but i need it so like  me i guess
"purchase $81.24 ok?"

i mean it's definitely not ok but i need it so like me i guess


Memes,  Funny Money Quotes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  
    
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Nah yo they gotta reschedule Christmas or sumthin, I only got $3.98
Nah yo they gotta reschedule Christmas or sumthin, I only got $3.98

Memes,  Christmas Joke,  
    
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"Forget real estate, you can't afford it anyway."
"Forget real estate, you can't afford it anyway."

Memes,  Monopoly Jokes,  Board Game Jokes,  
    
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No money November is going absolutely fantastic so far
No money November is going absolutely fantastic so far

Memes,  No Money Jokes,  
    
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Phone: 1%

Gas: E

Bank account: $0.12

Mental stability: Low

Feet pics: for sale
Phone: 1%

Gas: E

Bank account: $0.12

Mental stability: Low

Feet pics: for sale


Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  Struggle Memes,  
    
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Where does all your money go?

Me:
Where does all your money go?

Me:


Memes,  Beer Belly Jokes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Sorry, I was too busy paying $485 for a campus parking pass.
Sorry, I was too busy paying $485 for a campus parking pass.

Memes,  Diamond Jokes,  Jokes For Students On College,  
    
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My goal was to have $10,000 saved by the end of 2018. Im already at $6.23
My goal was to have $10,000 saved by the end of 2018. Im already at $6.23

Memes,  Saved Money Jokes,  2018 Meme,  
    
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So with the arrival of iPhone X series, iPhone 8 will eventually fall in price which means I can now afford to by iPhone 5c
So with the arrival of iPhone X series, iPhone 8 will eventually fall in price which means I can now afford to by iPhone 5c

Memes,  Iphone Humor,  Price Jokes,  
    
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