Bus Puns

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Have you ever been on a bus and after a few stops a gorgeous guy/girl gets on and you have the first available vacant seat but they shuffle past you sans eye contact and sit next to the weirdest person on the entire bus? Kind of dents the ego, right? You’ll find jokes, memes and puns like this and more in this section.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral bus puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus
Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

One Legged Man Jokes,  One Legged Jokes,  
    
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You're lion. The bus is right hare.
You're lion. The bus is right hare.

Funny Pictures,  Lion Puns,  Rabbit Puns,  
    
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We'll take crap from anyone

Stool Bus

Septic system problems? Call the Stool Bus!
We'll take crap from anyone

Stool Bus

Septic system problems? Call the Stool Bus!


Funny Pictures,  
    
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Hip hop?

Why yes it makes me hoppy

Hop on the bus
Hip hop?

Why yes it makes me hoppy

Hop on the bus


Funny Jokes,  Beer Puns,  
    
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Greyhound racing
Greyhound racing

Greyhound Jokes,  Racing Jokes,  Bus Jokes,  
    
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What I think when someone says 'Universal Serial Bus'
What I think when someone says 'Universal Serial Bus'

Usb Jokes,  Usb Meme,  Cereal Puns,  
    
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Jumping motorcycles

Like a bus
Jumping motorcycles

Like a bus


Like A Boss Jokes,  Bus Jokes,  Funny Joke Pictures,  
    
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You know you're broke when you can't afford bus fare
You know you're broke when you can't afford bus fare

Funny Pictures,  Funny Money Facts,  
    
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How do handymen get to school? 

A tool bus
How do handymen get to school?

A tool bus


Funny Pictures,  Bus Jokes,  Popsicle Stick Jokes,  Images For Jokes,  
    
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Buses are getting too expensive. It's struggle city
Buses are getting too expensive. It's struggle city

Funny Pictures,  Super Funny Pics,  Very Funny Pictures  
    
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Yo momma so fat when she got on 

A bus it popped a wheelie
Yo momma so fat when she got on

A bus it popped a wheelie


Memes,  Mama So Fat Jokes,  Funny Momma Jokes,  
    
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Attendant: Why do you have a child's ticket?

Man: because I'm a child of God
Attendant: Why do you have a child's ticket?

Man: because I'm a child of God


Bus Driver Jokes,  Theft Jokes  
    
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That feel when a woman sits next to a greasy creep rather than sitting next to you on public transportation.
That feel when a woman sits next to a greasy creep rather than sitting next to you on public transportation.

Funny Moment,  Lol Funny,  Feels Meme (theme)  
    
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careful where you sit on the bus
careful where you sit on the bus

Funny Business Signs,  Funny Advertising  
    
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