Business And Investing Jokes

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What do you call an alligator that invests in eyes?

An investigator.
What do you call an alligator that invests in eyes?

An investigator.


Detective Jokes,  Alligator Jokes,  
    
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Invests in tennis balls

They have a high return rate
Invests in tennis balls

They have a high return rate


Funny Dog Memes,  Tennis Puns,  
    
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When you've spent $7.3m to fund your friend who had dope ideas and you finally see the end product.
When you've spent $7.3m to fund your friend who had dope ideas and you finally see the end product.

Memes,  Funny Jay Z Pictures,  
    
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Yesterday downloaded Whatsapp for the first time

Put up the status hey there! I am busying Whatsapp
Yesterday downloaded Whatsapp for the first time

Put up the status hey there! I am busying Whatsapp


Mark Zuckerberg Jokes,  Rich Jokes,  Tech Humor,  
    
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i want to open a really angry angry coffee sp called "i'm not a morning person" and name all the drinks really angrily.

like "can i get a  you" or a "i'm studying for finals" or "my in-laws are in town"

and they all have sts of tequila in them

w wants to be my business partner
i want to open a really angry angry coffee sp called "i'm not a morning person" and name all the drinks really angrily.

like "can i get a you" or a "i'm studying for finals" or "my in-laws are in town"

and they all have sts of tequila in them

w wants to be my business partner


Funny Quotes,  Funny Business Quotes,  
    
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Argues for higher taxes

Owes back taxes. Profits from taxpayer bailouts
Argues for higher taxes

Owes back taxes. Profits from taxpayer bailouts


Memes,  Warren Buffett Jokes,  
    
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Shifts $74b outside of US over 4 years to avoid taxes

Calls for comprehensive tax reform to address tax avoidance
Shifts $74b outside of US over 4 years to avoid taxes

Calls for comprehensive tax reform to address tax avoidance


Memes,  Tim Cook Meme,  Fraud Jokes,  
    
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Power trip in Monopoly?

I power trip in real like
Power trip in Monopoly?

I power trip in real like


Memes,  Monopoly Jokes,  
    
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You really dropped the ball on this one.

I'll go get it.
You really dropped the ball on this one.

I'll go get it.


Meme,  Dog Meme,  
    
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this is basically what it's like to invest in bitcoin.

Should We Do a Bitcoin Sketch?
this is basically what it's like to invest in bitcoin.

Funny Videos,  Money Humor,  Funny Comedy Clips,  
    
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He's not the best at business either. If he bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

Roast Jokes One Liners,  Rude Puns,  Funny Business Quotes,  
    
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Unwritten Man Rules #48 How to Create A Business

We should go into a business together!

Doing what?

It should be an idea that makes us money.

Genius!


Funny Business Comics,  Funny Jokes For Guys,  Funny Comic Pictures  
    
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Q: What business is King Kong in?
A: Monkey business.


King Kong Jokes,  Monkey Jokes For Kids,  
    
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i taught my son w to roll his first joint 

venture's profits over into a tax-deferred ira to avoid excessive capital gains taxes
i taught my son w to roll his first joint

venture's profits over into a tax-deferred ira to avoid excessive capital gains taxes


Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  Tax Jokes,  Successful Black Man Memes  
    
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When the investor came home from work he was spent.

Investment Jokes,  Business Puns,  Money Puns  
    
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