Butcher Jokes

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Butcher jokesAnti-joke chicken walks into a butcher she doesn't come out
What could possibly be funny about a butcher? Well, butcher’s chop things up and handle meat all day long. Just saying that made me giggle a little. Could you imagine what you would find at an Asian butcher shop? I imagine either a lot of stray animals or none at all, depending on inventory I guess. Then there are always jokes about the butchers wives going missing. However, funny the jokes are they are all strangely possible.

Here we have the best collection of butcher jokes on the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
Butcher who back into meat grinder

Get alittle behind in his work
Butcher who back into meat grinder

Get alittle behind in his work


Meat Jokes,  
    
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Demotivational Posters Funny,  Meat Jokes,  
    
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Happy birthday Butcher

Stay classy
Happy birthday Butcher

Stay classy


Ron Burgundy Meme,  Funny Happy Birthday,  
    
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The butcher introduced his wife

Meat Pattie
The butcher introduced his wife

Meat Pattie


Funny Wife Jokes,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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Anti-joke chicken walks into a butcher

She doesn't come out
Anti-joke chicken walks into a butcher

She doesn't come out


Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  Meat Jokes,  
    
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Chopping meat and then you realize you chop off your hands

Just butchering
Chopping meat and then you realize you chop off your hands

Just butchering


Hand Jokes,  Injury Meme,  
    
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I'm going to butcher your entire family

Some safe, wholesome,  home raised meat.
I'm going to butcher your entire family

Some safe, wholesome, home raised meat.


Dating Site Murderer (theme),  Good Family Jokes,  
    
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Butcher knife?

Oh you mean a razor?
Butcher knife?

Oh you mean a razor?


Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  Knife Jokes,  
    
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What's the difference between a butcher and a capitalist? 

The butcher can wash the blood at the end of the day
What's the difference between a butcher and a capitalist?

The butcher can wash the blood at the end of the day


Political Jokes,  Job Jokes,  
    
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Captain Beefheart?

Is that a butcher?
Captain Beefheart?

Is that a butcher?


Musically Oblivious 8th Grader (theme),  Rock Music Jokes,  
    
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She told me to find a job. 

So I became a butcher.
She told me to find a job.

So I became a butcher.


Job Jokes,  
    
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I'm going to butcher you

A half dozen nice t-bone steaks
I'm going to butcher you

A half dozen nice t-bone steaks


Steak Jokes,  Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  
    
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I don't always butcher memes

But when I do, it's to infinity and beyond
I don't always butcher memes

But when I do, it's to infinity and beyond


I Dont Always Meme,  Toy Story Memes,  
    
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Butcher and I know it man

Kill beef, go ham
Butcher and I know it man

Kill beef, go ham


Beef Jokes,  Ham Jokes,  
    
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They call me the butcher

Because my halal meat is legendary
They call me the butcher

Because my halal meat is legendary


Meat Jokes,  Ordinary Muslim Man (theme),  
    
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