Buttons Jokes

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"If there was a button that gives you $5 billion but it makes you gay, would you pr..."
"If there was a button that gives you $5 billion but it makes you gay, would you pr..."

Memes,  Question Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  Funny Relationship Sayings,  
    
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''Being constipated for three hours is no an emergency and does not require repeated pushing of the call button.''
''Being constipated for three hours is no an emergency and does not require repeated pushing of the call button.''

Constipation Jokes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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''Well, this certainly explains much of the company's missing data. Who else thought the 'DEL' key on their computer was for delegating work?''
''Well, this certainly explains much of the company's missing data. Who else thought the 'DEL' key on their computer was for delegating work?''

Computer Jokes One Liners,  Best Computer Jokes,  
    
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''Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.''
''Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.''

Corny One Liners,  Crisis Jokes,  
    
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Larry, this is me, talking to you. Stop trying to hit the snooze button.
Larry, this is me, talking to you. Stop trying to hit the snooze button.

Alarm Clock Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  Good Wife Jokes,  
    
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I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.
I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.

Stupid Jokes One Liners,  List Of Dumb Jokes,  Microwave Jokes,  
    
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All of the above
None of the above
Up
Down
All of the above
None of the above


Elevator Jokes,  Stupid Silly Jokes,  
    
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Great, Alan. That's just wonderful. You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.''
Great, Alan. That's just wonderful. You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.''

Fireworks Meme,  Firework Jokes,  
    
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''Maybe if your buttons weren't so big, Mel, people wouldn't be so inclined to push them!''
''Maybe if your buttons weren't so big, Mel, people wouldn't be so inclined to push them!''

Funny Work Comics,  Social Jokes,  
    
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"It's carpal tunnel syndrome. You're going to have to quit your job working the bleep button for the Jerry Springer show.''
"It's carpal tunnel syndrome. You're going to have to quit your job working the bleep button for the Jerry Springer show.''

Best Medical Jokes,  Medical Joke,  Funny Medical Jokes,  
    
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''We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.''
''We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.''

Computer And Technology Jokes,  Computer Jokes One Liners,  
    
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A very old button...

Does more.

Costs less.

It's that simple.

Apple
A very old button...

Does more.

Costs less.

It's that simple.

Apple


Funny Pictures,  Apple Jokes,  Advertising Jokes,  
    
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the baked potato button on my microwave looks like a turd wearing sungles
the baked potato button on my microwave looks like a turd wearing sungles

Funny Pictures,  Potato Jokes,  
    
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