Byu Cougars Jokes

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How do BYU Cougar brain cells die?

A: Alone.

Brain Jokes,  Intelligence Insults,  University Jokes  

Two BYU Cougars and one Utah Ute were all in prison awaiting execution by firing squad.

One Cougar said, "When we each go to be executed, just shout a warning like a disaster is about to happen. When it catches them off guard, we can escape.''

The first Cougar went to be executed. The guard said, "Ready. Aim..''The Cougar yelled out "Hurricane!!'' When the firing squad hid, he climbed the wall and escaped.

The second Cougar stood before the squad and when the time came, he yelled "Earthquake!!'' He likewise escaped.

The Ute stood before the firing squad. The guard said, "Ready, Aim..'' Just then the Ute yelled, "FIRE!!''

Utah Jokes,  Stupid People Jokes,  College Humor Jokes  

Q: What do you call someone from BYU golfing with an IQ of 120?

A: A foursome!

Intelligence Insults,  Best Golf Jokes,  School And College Jokes  

A fellow walks into a restaurant, orders a drink and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good BYU joke. "Listen, buddy," the waiter growled. "See those two big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the BYU Cougar football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at the Y. That guy in the corner was the Y.'s all-time champion weightlifter. And I lettered in three sports at the Y. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?"

"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times.'

Jokes About Utah,  University Jokes,  Funny College Jokes  

It's a good thing that Orson Pratt was not made president of the LDS Church. Otherwise BYU would have been named OPU.

Mormon Humor,  Church Humor,  University Jokes,  Name Puns,  

As two BYU grads walked through the countryside, they noticed some tracks. The first asked, "Deer tracks?'' The second replied, "No, bear tracks.'' However, the conversation ended abruptly when a train hit them.

Jokes About Stupid People,  Train Jokes,  Great Story Jokes  

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