Cabbage Jokes

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It's your birthday and St Patrick's day? There will be no winners the next day when birthday cake and corn beef & cabbage farts are involved.
It's your birthday and St Patrick's day? There will be no winners the next day when birthday cake and corn beef & cabbage farts are involved.

St Patricks Day Jokes,  Fart Jokes One Liners,  Best Fart Jokes,  
    
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What does a cabbage outlaw have?

A price on his head.
What does a cabbage outlaw have?

A price on his head.


Food Puns,  Food Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Babe,your breath smells like rotten cabbage,but I still love you.
Babe,your breath smells like rotten cabbage,but I still love you.

Funny Bad Breath Quotes,  Bad Breath Jokes,  
    
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What did the cabbage pastor say to his congregation?

Lettuce pray
What did the cabbage pastor say to his congregation?

Lettuce pray


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Vegetable Puns,  
    
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What is another nae for brussels sprouts?

Cabbage patch kids.
What is another nae for brussels sprouts?

Cabbage patch kids.


Food Puns,  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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Brace yourself

Cabbage farts are coming.
Brace yourself

Cabbage farts are coming.


Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Fart Jokes For Kids,  
    
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I'm full of corned beef, beer & cabbage.

Go ahead, pinch  me.
I'm full of corned beef, beer & cabbage.

Go ahead, pinch me.


Fart Jokes One Liners,  Fart Jokes,  
    
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What kind if intellectual cabbage produced that particular brain fart?
What kind if intellectual cabbage produced that particular brain fart?

Best Fart Jokes,  Fart Puns,  
    
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What does a cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch!
What does a cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch!


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Corny Puns,  
    
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''As I understand it, city kids come from the stork, and country kids come from the cabbage patch.''
''As I understand it, city kids come from the stork, and country kids come from the cabbage patch.''

Baby Funny Quotes,  Baby Funny,  
    
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Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.
Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.

Vegetable Jokes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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I think we can all agree that cabbage caused the highest increase in flatulance
I think we can all agree that cabbage caused the highest increase in flatulance

Fart Jokes One Liners,  Fart Jokes,  
    
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Stitches for a flesh wound?

What are you, a cabbage patch kid?
Stitches for a flesh wound?

What are you, a cabbage patch kid?


Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  Injury Meme,  
    
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What kind if intellectual cabbage produced that particular brain fart?
What kind if intellectual cabbage produced that particular brain fart?

Best Fart Jokes,  Fart Puns,  
    
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