Cactus Jokes

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People always seem to find humor in pain, so with a cactus being known for its needles which cause excruciating pain when piercing the skin it seems only right to have a list of cactus jokes to poke fun at this.

Oh and also there are those funny cactus jokes and pictures where the cactus looks like a wanker if you know what I mean. Who comes us with this stuff I'll never know but we're just here to deliver so check out our collection. Don't forget to rate them and share with your friends and family!
Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough
Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough

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bae: come over

me: but i'm a cactus

bae: : my parents arent me

me:
bae: come over

me: but i'm a cactus

bae: : my parents arent me

me:


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''So, apparently, saying it with cactus is not the best way to tell your wife you love her!''
''So, apparently, saying it with cactus is not the best way to tell your wife you love her!''

Good Wife Jokes,  Clean Wife Jokes,  
    
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What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

"Is that you, Mommy?"
What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

"Is that you, Mommy?"


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Porcupine Jokes,  
    
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i'm no cactus expert but i know a  when i see one
i'm no cactus expert but i know a when i see one

Memes,  Prick Jokes,  
    
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Mexican Christmas tree
Mexican Christmas tree

Memes,  Mexican Jokes Short,  Christmas Tree Meme,  
    
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Friend: Ok eat a cactus or date ur ex

Me:
Friend: Ok eat a cactus or date ur ex

Me:


Memes,  Ex Jokes,  
    
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anything is a 

if you're brave enough
anything is a

if you're brave enough


Memes,  Wtf Jokes,  Dildo Jokes,  
    
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that is an excellent point, kind sire. if i may present a rebuttal?

go  yourself with a cactus
that is an excellent point, kind sire. if i may present a rebuttal?

go yourself with a cactus


Memes,  Funniest Memes,  Extreme Insults,  
    
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What do you mean it can't work? Is there another guy?

There's no other guy. What we have here... It's just too complicated.
What do you mean it can't work? Is there another guy?

There's no other guy. What we have here... It's just too complicated.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Balloon Jokes,  
    
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when ur hung but nobody likes u cuz ur kind of a
when ur hung but nobody likes u cuz ur kind of a

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i want to buy a cactus, put it in a pretty pot

and name it after you, because your suck a
i want to buy a cactus, put it in a pretty pot

and name it after you, because your suck a


Memes,  Funny Insult Jokes,  
    
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when the  hair starts growing back
when the hair starts growing back

Memes,  Funny Shaving Jokes,  
    
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Got tired of the cats knocking my Christmas trees down, they haven't bothered the Christmas cactus.
Got tired of the cats knocking my Christmas trees down, they haven't bothered the Christmas cactus.

Memes,  Funny Christmas Pranks,  Funny Christmas One Liners,  
    
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a seat for everyone i hate :)

take a seat.
a seat for everyone i hate :)

take a seat.


Memes,  Insults Jokes,  Funny Diss Jokes,  
    
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