Calcium Jokes

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They should call you Fuorine, 'cuz you need my electron

Me? I'm Calcium
They should call you Fuorine, 'cuz you need my electron

Me? I'm Calcium


Fluorine Jokes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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beryllium and calcium's atomic numbers.


beryllium and calcium's atomic numbers.


Beryllium Jokes,  Rasta Science Teacher (theme),  
    
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Dropped an egg shell in the eggs

Added calcium
Dropped an egg shell in the eggs

Added calcium


Memes,  Egg Jokes,  
    
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Drinks milk everyday at lunch

To fight osteoporosis
Drinks milk everyday at lunch

To fight osteoporosis


Memes,  60 Year Old Girl (theme),  Jokes About Milk,  
    
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3.5 grams

Of calcium carbonate is all that is required.
3.5 grams

Of calcium carbonate is all that is required.


Memes,  Rasta Science Teacher (theme),  
    
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I love calcium and nitrogen jokes

Why? Because I CaN
I love calcium and nitrogen jokes

Why? Because I CaN


Memes,  Nitrogen Jokes,  
    
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I ate a bowl of nail with milk

Because I love that extra calcium<3
I ate a bowl of nail with milk

Because I love that extra calcium<3


Memes,  Nail Jokes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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Memes,  Vitamins Joke,  
    
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if calcium is good for bones

does it make s bigger?
if calcium is good for bones

does it make s bigger?


Memes,  
    
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My calcium enriched beverage

Does attract the gentlemen to my manor
My calcium enriched beverage

Does attract the gentlemen to my manor


Memes,  Milk Puns,  
    
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they poured milk on my head

i ate their bones for calcium
they poured milk on my head

i ate their bones for calcium


Memes,  
    
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Needs calcium?

Eat bones.
Needs calcium?

Eat bones.


Memes,  
    
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are you cytoplasm? 

because i want to move my calcium ions in and out of you
are you cytoplasm?

because i want to move my calcium ions in and out of you


Memes,  Nerd Chat Up Lines,  
    
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They say calcium is good for your teeth, but I've found that minding your own business is even better.
They say calcium is good for your teeth, but I've found that minding your own business is even better.

Comedy Teeth,  Funny Rotten Ecards  
    
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What do you mean you don't eat leaves? 

Where do you get your calcium?
What do you mean you don't eat leaves?

Where do you get your calcium?


Koala Bear Jokes,  Leaf Jokes,  What Do You Mean Im Not A Bear (theme),  
    
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