Calcium Jokes

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Bae: Calculate the volume of a cone, the roots of a quadratic and the exact value of trig functions for common angles

Me:
Bae: Calculate the volume of a cone, the roots of a quadratic and the exact value of trig functions for common angles

Me:


Memes,  Algebra Jokes,  
    
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They should call you Fuorine, 'cuz you need my electron

Me? I'm Calcium
They should call you Fuorine, 'cuz you need my electron

Me? I'm Calcium


Fluorine Jokes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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beryllium and calcium's atomic numbers.


beryllium and calcium's atomic numbers.


Beryllium Jokes,  Rasta Science Teacher (theme),  
    
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Dropped an egg shell in the eggs

Added calcium
Dropped an egg shell in the eggs

Added calcium


Memes,  Egg Jokes,  
    
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Drinks milk everyday at lunch

To fight osteoporosis
Drinks milk everyday at lunch

To fight osteoporosis


Memes,  60 Year Old Girl (theme),  Jokes About Milk,  
    
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3.5 grams

Of calcium carbonate is all that is required.
3.5 grams

Of calcium carbonate is all that is required.


Memes,  Rasta Science Teacher (theme),  
    
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Soak up

All the vitamin D!
Soak up

All the vitamin D!


Memes,  Vitamins Joke,  
    
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I love calcium and nitrogen jokes

Why? Because I CaN
I love calcium and nitrogen jokes

Why? Because I CaN


Memes,  Nitrogen Jokes,  
    
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I ate a bowl of nail with milk

Because I love that extra calcium<3
I ate a bowl of nail with milk

Because I love that extra calcium<3


Memes,  Nail Jokes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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My calcium enriched beverage

Does attract the gentlemen to my manor
My calcium enriched beverage

Does attract the gentlemen to my manor


Memes,  Milk Puns,  
    
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if calcium is good for bones

does it make s bigger?
if calcium is good for bones

does it make s bigger?


Memes,  
    
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Needs calcium?

Eat bones.
Needs calcium?

Eat bones.


Memes,  
    
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they poured milk on my head

i ate their bones for calcium
they poured milk on my head

i ate their bones for calcium


Memes,  
    
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are you cytoplasm? 

because i want to move my calcium ions in and out of you
are you cytoplasm?

because i want to move my calcium ions in and out of you


Memes,  Nerd Chat Up Lines,  
    
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They say calcium is good for your teeth, but I've found that minding your own business is even better.
They say calcium is good for your teeth, but I've found that minding your own business is even better.

Comedy Teeth,  Funny Rotten Ecards  
    
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