Calcium Jokes

 – 20 total
Bae: Calculate the volume of a cone, the roots of a quadratic and the exact value of trig functions for common angles Me:
Bae: Calculate the volume of a cone, the roots of a quadratic and the exact value of trig functions for common angles

Me:

Memes,  Algebra Jokes,  
    
0%

They should call you Fuorine, 'cuz you need my electron Me? I'm Calcium
They should call you Fuorine, 'cuz you need my electron

Me? I'm Calcium

Fluorine Jokes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
0%

beryllium and calcium's atomic numbers.


beryllium and calcium's atomic numbers.

Beryllium Jokes,  Rasta Science Teacher (theme),  
    
0%

Dropped an egg shell in the eggs Added calcium
Dropped an egg shell in the eggs

Added calcium

Memes,  Egg Jokes,  
    
0%

Soak up All the vitamin D!
Soak up

All the vitamin D!

Memes,  Vitamins Joke,  
    
0%

Drinks milk everyday at lunch To fight osteoporosis
Drinks milk everyday at lunch

To fight osteoporosis

Memes,  60 Year Old Girl (theme),  Jokes About Milk,  
    
0%

I love calcium and nitrogen jokes Why? Because I CaN
I love calcium and nitrogen jokes

Why? Because I CaN

Memes,  Nitrogen Jokes,  
    
100%

3.5 grams Of calcium carbonate is all that is required.
3.5 grams

Of calcium carbonate is all that is required.

Memes,  Rasta Science Teacher (theme),  
    
0%

My calcium enriched beverage Does attract the gentlemen to my manor
My calcium enriched beverage

Does attract the gentlemen to my manor

Memes,  Milk Puns,  
    
0%

I ate a bowl of nail with milk Because I love that extra calcium<3
I ate a bowl of nail with milk

Because I love that extra calcium<3

Memes,  Nail Jokes,  Eating Memes,  
    
0%

Needs calcium? Eat bones.
Needs calcium?

Eat bones.

Memes,  
    
50%

if calcium is good for bones does it make s bigger?
if calcium is good for bones

does it make s bigger?

Memes,  
    
0%

they poured milk on my head i ate their bones for calcium
they poured milk on my head

i ate their bones for calcium

Memes,  
    
0%

are you cytoplasm? because i want to move my calcium ions in and out of you
are you cytoplasm?

because i want to move my calcium ions in and out of you

Memes,  Nerd Chat Up Lines,  
    
0%

They say calcium is good for your teeth, but I've found that minding your own business is even better.
They say calcium is good for your teeth, but I've found that minding your own business is even better.

Comedy Teeth,  Funny Rotten Ecards  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!