Calorie Jokes

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When you realize you have to get back on your diet tomorrow after enjoying good 6000 calories past weekend
When you realize you have to get back on your diet tomorrow after enjoying good 6000 calories past weekend

Memes,  Diet Humor,  
    
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when her freaky bringing a jar of pb & nutella in the room and you know the sex is about to cost u 1000 calories
when her freaky bringing a jar of pb & nutella in the room and you know the sex is about to cost u 1000 calories

Memes,  Diet Humor,  Caveman Spongebob Meme,  
    
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Me on the weekend: calories don't count on the weekends haha Monday morning: What have I become.
Me on the weekend: calories don't count on the weekends haha

Monday morning:

What have I become.

Memes,  Monday Morning Jokes,  Funny Weekend Memes,  
    
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"Calories don't count on the weekend haha" Sunday night:
"Calories don't count on the weekend haha"

Sunday night:

Memes,  Pepe The Frog,  Dieting Jokes,  
    
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when a coworker starts telling you w many calories are in your breakfast i will stab u in the neck susan
when a coworker starts telling you w many calories are in your breakfast

i will stab u in the neck susan

Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Breakfast Joke,  
    
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I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.
I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.

Bed Jokes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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1200 calories a day... I feel it
KAPPITS (1)
Jeffrey: I FEEL IT
1200 calories a day...

I feel it

I Feel It Kid,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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I ate 5000 calories and 300% saturated fat But I have 20% of my magnesium for the day, so I got that going for me, which is nice
I ate 5000 calories and 300% saturated fat

But I have 20% of my magnesium for the day, so I got that going for me, which is nice

Funny Eating Jokes,  Magnesium Jokes,  
    
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"You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!"
"You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!"

Cholesterol Jokes,  Cigarette Jokes,  
    
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If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake
If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake

Funny Jokes,  Bank Jokes,  
    
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There should be a calorie refund for things that didn't taste as good as you expected
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn't taste as good as you expected

Funny Diet Sayings,  Diet Jokes,  
    
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Some girls count calories And I am like What about secondbreakfast
Some girls count calories

And I am like

What about secondbreakfast

Memes,  Eating Meme,  
    
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100,000 calories? You must mean brunch
100,000 calories?

You must mean brunch

Memes,  Food Humor,  
    
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today i decided to burn calories so i lit a fat kid on fire
today i decided to burn calories

so i lit a fat kid on fire

Memes,  Grumpy Cat (theme),  Grumpy Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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My favorite hobby is forgetting to eat all day then consuming 2000 calories in a period of 15 minutes
My favorite hobby is forgetting to eat all day then consuming 2000 calories in a period of 15 minutes

Funny Jokes,  Hobby Jokes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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