Canada Jokes

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Great healthcare and crime rate so low you can leave your front door unlocked. Sounds inviting, right? It’s a hop skip and a jump over to good ole Canada. Sounds like a good deal but just like with everyone else they have stereotypes and traits – you will find all the best jokes about Canada.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral canada jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We’re always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Public service announcement

The Canadian border will be closed November 8 between the hours of 5am and the year 2024.
Public service announcement

The Canadian border will be closed November 8 between the hours of 5am and the year 2024.


Memes,  Election Memes,  
    
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Sponsored Ad
Election night starter kit
Election night starter kit

Memes,  Election Day Memes,  Starter Kit Memes,  
    
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you nk we drink!

meanwhile, in canada.
you nk we drink!

meanwhile, in canada.


Honk Jokes,  Funny Drinking Signs,  
    
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Canadian surfing
Canadian surfing

Snow Memes,  Surfing Jokes,  
    
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I'm not sure why Canada dug Salvadore Dali up from the grave to design those odd, wavy Olympic medals
I'm not sure why Canada dug Salvadore Dali up from the grave to design those odd, wavy Olympic medals

Ecards,  El Salvador Jokes,  Salvador Jokes,  
    
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Canada

America's hat
Canada

America's hat


Hat Puns,  America Jokes,  
    
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Canada's revenge

For all the jokes
Canada's revenge

For all the jokes


Revenge Jokes,  Ted Cruz Jokes,  
    
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Sponsored Ad
Ted Cruz renounces Canadian citizenship!

Meanwhile in Canada...
Ted Cruz renounces Canadian citizenship!

Meanwhile in Canada...


Ted Cruz Jokes,  Funny Political Jokes,  
    
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dudley dip for president
dudley dip for president

Ted Cruz Jokes,  Funny Canadian Jokes,  
    
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What do Canadians get on their tests?

Eh's
What do Canadians get on their tests?

Eh's


Offensive Canadian Jokes,  Test Jokes,  School Puns,  
    
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Breaking News

The Canadian government announced that it is building a fence all along the U.S. border in order to keep out the millions of Americans fleeing to Canada in the event that Donald Trump is elected president.
Breaking News

The Canadian government announced that it is building a fence all along the U.S. border in order to keep out the millions of Americans fleeing to Canada in the event that Donald Trump is elected president.


Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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Brace yourselves

Promises of moving to Canada are coming
Brace yourselves

Promises of moving to Canada are coming


Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Election Memes,  
    
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