Candy Jokes

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please check your children's candy!! just found this in a twix!!
please check your children's candy!! just found this in a twix!!

Memes,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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Just so you all know I'm broke this year so if anyone is planning on trick or treating at my place, this is all you're getting
Just so you all know I'm broke this year so if anyone is planning on trick or treating at my place, this is all you're getting

Memes,  Funny Halloween Pictures,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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for the record nobody 

eats this nasty  candy
for the record nobody

eats this nasty candy


Memes,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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I'm putting a candy vending machine in my yard this halloween

Screw the damn kids, I have bills to pay!
I'm putting a candy vending machine in my yard this halloween

Screw the damn kids, I have bills to pay!


Meme,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  Bills Jokes,  
    
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When the cops find out what you did for a Klondike bar
When the cops find out what you did for a Klondike bar

Memes,  Funny Cop Pictures,  Commercial Memes,  
    
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Today I found my first M & M shaped as a trapezoid... My life is now complete.
Today I found my first M & M shaped as a trapezoid... My life is now complete.

Trapezoid Jokes,  Latest Funny Pics,  
    
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Ted Cruz looks like a peep
Ted Cruz looks like a peep

Ted Cruz Jokes,  Candy Memes,  
    
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my fat tught this was a warm ccolate chip cookie filled with some type of melted m&m filling.. its a rock
my fat tught this was a warm ccolate chip cookie filled with some type of melted m&m filling.. its a rock

Memes,  Candy Memes,  Funny Candy Jokes,  
    
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Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.
Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.

Funny Candy Jokes,  Shark Jokes For Kids,  
    
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''I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.''
''I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.''

Witch Jokes,  Teeth Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Toffee is very bad for your teeth.

Not this one. I put some tooth paste on it!
Toffee is very bad for your teeth.

Not this one. I put some tooth paste on it!


Teeth Jokes For Kids,  Funny Teeth Jokes,  Tooth Paste Jokes,  
    
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Ahhhh dis gummy bears

Is haribo!!!!
Ahhhh dis gummy bears

Is haribo!!!!


Gummy Bear Jokes,  High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  
    
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gummy bears

more violent than you may think
gummy bears

more violent than you may think


Gummy Bear Jokes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  Violence Jokes,  
    
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i bite their heads off first

i feel this is better for me karmically as i reduce their suffering
i bite their heads off first

i feel this is better for me karmically as i reduce their suffering


Owl Meme,  Gummy Bear Jokes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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'So, if you're a gummy bear... Why are you white?'

'Oh my god, Bearen, you can't just ask candies why they're white.'
'So, if you're a gummy bear... Why are you white?'

'Oh my god, Bearen, you can't just ask candies why they're white.'


Gummy Bear Jokes,  Funny White Jokes,  Humor Jokes,  
    
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