Candy Jokes

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Me, at 5am watching my kids devour 40lbs of chocolate and dumb bubbles on the couch
Me, at 5am watching my kids devour 40lbs of chocolate and dumb bubbles on the couch

Memes,  Chocolate Jokes,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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unpopular opinion but cadbury creme eggs are disgusting
unpopular opinion but cadbury creme eggs are disgusting

Memes,  Easter Humor,  
    
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The real holiday is February 15

When the chocolate is 70% off!
The real holiday is February 15

When the chocolate is 70% off!


Memes,  Valentines Day Jokes,  
    
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Gushers sandwich with fruit by the foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To buy gushers and fruit by the foot and make this and not have anyone tell me I can't.
Gushers sandwich with fruit by the foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To buy gushers and fruit by the foot and make this and not have anyone tell me I can't.


Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Saved some money this year and bought Halloween candy at Aldi. I hope the kids like Skattles and 4 Misketeers.
Saved some money this year and bought Halloween candy at Aldi. I hope the kids like Skattles and 4 Misketeers.

Memes,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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My hands look like this so her can look like that
My hands look like this so her can look like that

Memes,  Candy Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Interviewer: Any sales experience?

Me:
Interviewer: Any sales experience?

Me:


Memes,  Interview Jokes,  Chocolate Jokes,  
    
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If you think Tide Pods are good

Try the cotton candy in the attic

Cotton Candy Challenge
If you think Tide Pods are good

Try the cotton candy in the attic

Cotton Candy Challenge


Memes,  House Jokes,  Tide Pods Meme,  
    
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when you don't find drugs in your halloween candy like people warned you about
when you don't find drugs in your halloween candy like people warned you about

Memes,  Funny Drug Jokes,  Halloween Joke,  
    
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Reminder to parents to please check your kid's Halloween candy. Just found this in my son's skittles...
Reminder to parents to please check your kid's Halloween candy. Just found this in my son's skittles...

Memes,  Sarcastic Humor,  
    
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craving one of these rn
craving one of these rn

Memes,  Bleach Jokes,  
    
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please check your children's candy!! just found this in a twix!!
please check your children's candy!! just found this in a twix!!

Memes,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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Just so you all know I'm broke this year so if anyone is planning on trick or treating at my place, this is all you're getting
Just so you all know I'm broke this year so if anyone is planning on trick or treating at my place, this is all you're getting

Memes,  Funny Halloween Pictures,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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for the record nobody 

eats this nasty  candy
for the record nobody

eats this nasty candy


Memes,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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I'm putting a candy vending machine in my yard this halloween

Screw the damn kids, I have bills to pay!
I'm putting a candy vending machine in my yard this halloween

Screw the damn kids, I have bills to pay!


Meme,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  Bills Jokes,  
    
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