Captain Hook Jokes

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What was Captain Hook's name

Before his hand got chopped?
What was Captain Hook's name

Before his hand got chopped?


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i have the worst luck

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everytime ii finger a girl she is on her period


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Q. What's worse than being bitten by Dracula?

A. Shaking hands with Captain Hook


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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

From the second hand store!
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

From the second hand store!


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Do you ever wonder what Captain Hook's name was when he had two hands?
Do you ever wonder what Captain Hook's name was when he had two hands?

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Q: Why did captain hook die?

A: Because he wiped his ass with the wrong hand!


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Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?

A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.


    
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How did Captain Hook Die?

Jock itch!


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Q. What caused the death of Captain Hook?

A. He accidentally use the wrong hand wiping his ass,


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