Car Accident Jokes

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I'll never forget when my sister hit my car and her and my mom kept it a secret from me. I noticed it while on campus and filed a police report and everything. I called my mom crying and she really had the audacity to say "I hope they find who did it sweetie" ...it be ya own mom
I'll never forget when my sister hit my car and her and my mom kept it a secret from me. I noticed it while on campus and filed a police report and everything. I called my mom crying and she really had the audacity to say "I hope they find who did it sweetie" ...it be ya own mom

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Nobody: Russian dashcam videos:
Nobody:

Russian dashcam videos:

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When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person
When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person

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I appears that someone lost their Focus
I appears that someone lost their Focus

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If I had a dollar for every time I hit a curb I'd have like 27 dollars which isn't a lot of money but is a lot of times to hit a curb
If I had a dollar for every time I hit a curb I'd have like 27 dollars which isn't a lot of money but is a lot of times to hit a curb

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Me playing it cool after backing into my mailbox twice
Me playing it cool after backing into my mailbox twice

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I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me Girl sounds like he tryna kill u
I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me

Girl sounds like he tryna kill u

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*Complains about ppl looking at the accident, causing traffic* *gets next to the accident*
*Complains about ppl looking at the accident, causing traffic*

*gets next to the accident*

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bought this n crashed it then got another a few days later. whatchu broke doin?
bought this n crashed it then got another a few days later. whatchu broke doin?

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When you get into a very minor accident but you die because the airbag smashes you in the face with cacti
When you get into a very minor accident but you die because the airbag smashes you in the face with cacti

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*Sees ex crossing the street* Me:
*Sees ex crossing the street*

Me:

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"Would you hit your best friend with a car for $5m?" Me:
"Would you hit your best friend with a car for $5m?"

Me:

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Crash me outside Howbow dahh
Crash me outside

Howbow dahh

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Managers be like "hope you're ok. You still coming in for 9 tho right?"
Managers be like "hope you're ok. You still coming in for 9 tho right?"

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When he calls you screaming & crying saying he almost got hit by a car buy you already know because that was you
When he calls you screaming & crying saying he almost got hit by a car buy you already know because that was you

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