Car Accident Jokes

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When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person
When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person

Memes,  Panic Jokes,  
    
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I appears that someone lost their Focus
I appears that someone lost their Focus

Memes,  Car Crash Jokes,  Ford Joke Pictures,  
    
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If I had a dollar for every time I hit a curb I'd have like 27 dollars which isn't a lot of money but is a lot of times to hit a curb
If I had a dollar for every time I hit a curb I'd have like 27 dollars which isn't a lot of money but is a lot of times to hit a curb

Memes,  Women Driving Jokes,  Funny Car Sayings,  
    
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Me playing it cool after backing into my mailbox twice
Me playing it cool after backing into my mailbox twice

Memes,  Mistake Jokes,  
    
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I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me

Girl sounds like he tryna kill u
I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me

Girl sounds like he tryna kill u


Memes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  
    
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*Complains about ppl looking at the accident, causing traffic*

*gets next to the accident*
*Complains about ppl looking at the accident, causing traffic*

*gets next to the accident*


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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bought this  n crashed it then got another a few days later. whatchu broke  doin?
bought this n crashed it then got another a few days later. whatchu broke doin?

Memes,  Car Crash Jokes,  Clapback,  
    
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When you get into a very minor accident but you die because the airbag smashes you in the face with cacti
When you get into a very minor accident but you die because the airbag smashes you in the face with cacti

Memes,  Cactus Jokes,  
    
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*Sees ex crossing the street*

Me:
*Sees ex crossing the street*

Me:


Memes,  Ex Jokes,  Rugrats Jokes,  
    
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"Would you hit your best friend with a car for $5m?"

Me:
"Would you hit your best friend with a car for $5m?"

Me:


Memes,  Best Friend Jokes,  
    
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Crash me outside

Howbow dahh
Crash me outside

Howbow dahh


Memes,  Car Crash Jokes,  Ford Mustang Jokes,  
    
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Managers be like "hope you're ok. You still coming in for 9 tho right?"
Managers be like "hope you're ok. You still coming in for 9 tho right?"

Memes,  Funny Boss Quotes,  Be Like,  
    
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When he calls you screaming & crying saying he almost got hit by a car buy you already know because that was you
When he calls you screaming & crying saying he almost got hit by a car buy you already know because that was you

Meme,  Savage Meme,  Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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Someone ran over a protester

Yeah well it's a highway so...
Someone ran over a protester

Yeah well it's a highway so...


Memes,  Highway Jokes,  State Farm Meme,  
    
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When you hit someone's parked car but they aren't around
When you hit someone's parked car but they aren't around

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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