Car Dealer Jokes

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Car dealer: What do you want?

Guy: I literally never use my blinker

Car dealer: Say no more
Car dealer: What do you want?

Guy: I literally never use my blinker

Car dealer: Say no more


Memes,  Bmw Jokes,  Say No More Meme,  
    
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You only have 3 repos, a bankruptcy and no job?

Please tell me what bank you think will be lending you money for a car?
You only have 3 repos, a bankruptcy and no job?

Please tell me what bank you think will be lending you money for a car?


Memes,  Bankruptcy Jokes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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When shopping for a good used car at a decent price

Go to luxury car dealerships. They have cheaper cars traded in that they will sell below cost to get rid of
When shopping for a good used car at a decent price

Go to luxury car dealerships. They have cheaper cars traded in that they will sell below cost to get rid of


Memes,  Used Car Salesman Jokes,  
    
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Went to Honda car dealership

Even the salesman don't want to talk to me
Went to Honda car dealership

Even the salesman don't want to talk to me


Memes,  Forever Alone Meme (theme),  Car Salesman Jokes,  
    
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Where'd you get that new car?

A car dealership?
Where'd you get that new car?

A car dealership?


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Car dealer agrees to $1000 discount

April fools
Car dealer agrees to $1000 discount

April fools


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nda dealer

you mean?  bar!
nda dealer

you mean? bar!


Memes,  Honda Jokes,  
    
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i was this close

to getting a non bmw
i was this close

to getting a non bmw


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i told him i got ed at the car dealership

he makes up a bull story about dealer secrets for karma
i told him i got ed at the car dealership

he makes up a bull story about dealer secrets for karma


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A good way to make a car salesman uncomfortable is to say "Tell me if you can hear this" & then get in the trunk & start screaming.
A good way to make a car salesman uncomfortable is to say "Tell me if you can hear this" & then get in the trunk & start screaming.

Funny Ecards,  Used Car Salesman Jokes,  
    
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Every car salesman's nightmare

The handover with a flat battery
Every car salesman's nightmare

The handover with a flat battery


Memes,  Used Car Salesman Jokes,  
    
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You're looking to buy next year.....

But you want my best deal, and a test drive today?
You're looking to buy next year.....

But you want my best deal, and a test drive today?


Memes,  Car Salesman Jokes,  
    
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Why is it that every car salesman makes such a big deal about the size of the backseat!?
Why is it that every car salesman makes such a big deal about the size of the backseat!?

Funny Ecards,  Car Salesman Jokes,  
    
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The sakes contact had a few strings attached

I played with them for 2 hours
The sakes contact had a few strings attached

I played with them for 2 hours


Memes,  Business Cat Memes (theme),  Funny Cat Puns,  
    
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A new car salesman was very rude to me one time

I went back 4 months later on a busy Saturday and wasted the better part of his day pretending to buy a really expensive car, then walked at the last minute
A new car salesman was very rude to me one time

I went back 4 months later on a busy Saturday and wasted the better part of his day pretending to buy a really expensive car, then walked at the last minute


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