Car Jokes One Liners

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Me when my gas needle is right on the E
Me when my gas needle is right on the E

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  Blind Jokes,  
    
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Is it a regular Ford Explorer or the Feds?
Is it a regular Ford Explorer or the Feds?

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I'm really tired of the LED headlights on some cars. Like I'm really glad you can see 92 miles ahead but the rest of us are blind now.
I'm really tired of the LED headlights on some cars. Like I'm really glad you can see 92 miles ahead but the rest of us are blind now.

Memes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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My wife when her low fuel light is on
My wife when her low fuel light is on

Memes,  Bird Box Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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My car is so dramatic like do you REALLY need gas???
My car is so dramatic like do you REALLY need gas???

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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w many people actually use the lder for your gas cap?? lol learn more on twitter than they do in scol
w many people actually use the lder for your gas cap?? lol

learn more on twitter than they do in scol

Memes,  Jokes On Twitter,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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People from states with nice roads may never understand what it's like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves your body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car.
People from states with nice roads may never understand what it's like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves your body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car.

Memes,  Road Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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Females don't even press the brakes when turning, they just turn
Females don't even press the brakes when turning, they just turn

Memes,  Jokes About Females,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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How tf is traffic real just drive the car
How tf is traffic real just drive the car

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Traffic Jokes,  
    
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Im sick and tired of putting gas in my car
Im sick and tired of putting gas in my car

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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Me calling my dad when my car starts making noise or when the engine light comes on
Me calling my dad when my car starts making noise or when the engine light comes on

Memes,  Jokes For Girls,  White Woman Calling The Cops Meme,  
    
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In 2020 Apple will unveil their first car. Engine & key sold separately.
In 2020 Apple will unveil their first car.

Engine & key sold separately.

Memes,  Technology Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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american : *use's vibranium for 88 inch rims* wakanda folk
american : *use's vibranium for 88 inch rims*

wakanda folk

Memes,  Jokes About Americans,  Marvel Memes,  
    
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Kids eatin TidePods And dont even realize that their cars have secret chocolate fountains
Kids eatin TidePods

And dont even realize that their cars have secret chocolate fountains

Memes,  Oil Jokes,  Tide Pods Meme,  
    
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My mom when I turn the volume up one notch in the car
My mom when I turn the volume up one notch in the car

Memes,  Good Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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