Car Jokes One Liners

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When you realize it was the car next to you overheating and making weird noises and not yours
When you realize it was the car next to you overheating and making weird noises and not yours

Memes,  Robert Downey Jr Meme,  
    
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Memes,  Loser Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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When they slam on the brakes and ask if you good
When they slam on the brakes and ask if you good

Memes,  Funny Driving Pictures,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Hitler trusted us. Why won't you?
Hitler trusted us. Why won't you?

Volkswagen Jokes,  Adolf Hitler Jokes,  
    
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When you have a slow car 

And your friend keeps telling people you'll beat them
When you have a slow car

And your friend keeps telling people you'll beat them


Memes,  Racing Jokes,  
    
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Nice set of Chrome rims
Nice set of Chrome rims

Memes,  Google Jokes,  Car Puns,  
    
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Lil homie said he heard a squeaking noise
Lil homie said he heard a squeaking noise

Memes,  Funny Mechanic Jokes,  Funny Pictures Of Kids,  
    
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Memes,  Mustang Jokes,  
    
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Sees Fedex truck while waiting for car parts
Sees Fedex truck while waiting for car parts

Fedex Jokes,  Funny Happy Thoughts,  
    
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Adjusting the seat after someone shorter sits in your car #TallGuyPrbs
Adjusting the seat after someone shorter sits in your car #TallGuyPrbs

Tall Guy Problems,  Best Tall Jokes,  
    
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Puts a turbo on a dodge neon

Blows the engine on the 1st drive
Puts a turbo on a dodge neon

Blows the engine on the 1st drive


Neon Jokes,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  Funny Bad Luck Brian Memes,  
    
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Drives a $500 dodge neon

$2000 sound system $1000 rims giant spoiler
Drives a $500 dodge neon

$2000 sound system $1000 rims giant spoiler


Neon Jokes,  Scumbag Steve Meme (theme),  
    
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"Race me bro"

Drives a dodge neon
"Race me bro"

Drives a dodge neon


Neon Jokes,  Race Jokes,  
    
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"It's fine. I know my car"
"It's fine. I know my car"

Memes,  Funny Car Sayings,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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