Car Jokes One Liners

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w many people actually use the lder for your gas cap?? lol learn more on twitter than they do in scol
w many people actually use the lder for your gas cap?? lol

learn more on twitter than they do in scol

Memes,  Jokes On Twitter,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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People from states with nice roads may never understand what it's like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves your body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car.
People from states with nice roads may never understand what it's like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves your body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car.

Memes,  Road Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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Females don't even press the brakes when turning, they just turn
Females don't even press the brakes when turning, they just turn

Memes,  Jokes About Females,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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How tf is traffic real just drive the car
How tf is traffic real just drive the car

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Traffic Jokes,  
    
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Im sick and tired of putting gas in my car
Im sick and tired of putting gas in my car

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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Me calling my dad when my car starts making noise or when the engine light comes on
Me calling my dad when my car starts making noise or when the engine light comes on

Memes,  Jokes For Girls,  White Woman Calling The Cops Meme,  
    
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In 2020 Apple will unveil their first car. Engine & key sold separately.
In 2020 Apple will unveil their first car.

Engine & key sold separately.

Memes,  Technology Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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american : *use's vibranium for 88 inch rims* wakanda folk
american : *use's vibranium for 88 inch rims*

wakanda folk

Memes,  Jokes About Americans,  Marvel Memes,  
    
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Kids eatin TidePods And dont even realize that their cars have secret chocolate fountains
Kids eatin TidePods

And dont even realize that their cars have secret chocolate fountains

Memes,  Oil Jokes,  Tide Pods Meme,  
    
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My mom when I turn the volume up one notch in the car
My mom when I turn the volume up one notch in the car

Memes,  Good Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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when the check engine light comes on and you don;t know about cars but you're an independent woman w don't need no man
when the check engine light comes on and you don;t know about cars but you're an independent woman w don't need no man

Memes,  Hilarious Cat Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Folks are all excited about the new iPhone, but still don't know how to use this piece of technology. Merica.
Folks are all excited about the new iPhone, but still don't know how to use this piece of technology. Merica.

Memes,  Iphone Humor,  Technology Jokes,  
    
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When your car breaks down and your friend tries to cheer you up
When your car breaks down and your friend tries to cheer you up

Memes,  Floyd Mayweather Memes,  
    
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when you actually turn your music down and hear all types of wrong with your car.
when you actually turn your music down and hear all types of wrong with your car.

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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*Watches Tokyo Drift once*
*Watches Tokyo Drift once*

Memes,  Fast And Furious Memes,  Movie Humor,  
    
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