Car Jokes One Liners

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Im sick and tired of putting gas in my car
Im sick and tired of putting gas in my car

Memes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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Me calling my dad when my car starts making noise or when the engine light comes on
Me calling my dad when my car starts making noise or when the engine light comes on

Memes,  Jokes For Girls,  White Woman Calling The Cops Meme,  
    
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In 2020 Apple will unveil their first car. Engine & key sold separately.
In 2020 Apple will unveil their first car.

Engine & key sold separately.

Memes,  Technology Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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american : *use's vibranium for 88 inch rims* wakanda folk
american : *use's vibranium for 88 inch rims*

wakanda folk

Memes,  Jokes About Americans,  Marvel Memes,  
    
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Kids eatin TidePods And dont even realize that their cars have secret chocolate fountains
Kids eatin TidePods

And dont even realize that their cars have secret chocolate fountains

Memes,  Oil Jokes,  Tide Pods Meme,  
    
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My mom when I turn the volume up one notch in the car
My mom when I turn the volume up one notch in the car

Memes,  Good Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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when the check engine light comes on and you don;t know about cars but you're an independent woman w don't need no man
when the check engine light comes on and you don;t know about cars but you're an independent woman w don't need no man

Memes,  Hilarious Cat Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Folks are all excited about the new iPhone, but still don't know how to use this piece of technology. Merica.
Folks are all excited about the new iPhone, but still don't know how to use this piece of technology. Merica.

Memes,  Iphone Humor,  Technology Jokes,  
    
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When your car breaks down and your friend tries to cheer you up
When your car breaks down and your friend tries to cheer you up

Memes,  Floyd Mayweather Memes,  
    
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when you actually turn your music down and hear all types of wrong with your car.
when you actually turn your music down and hear all types of wrong with your car.

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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*Watches Tokyo Drift once*
*Watches Tokyo Drift once*

Memes,  Fast And Furious Memes,  Movie Humor,  
    
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When you drive an automatic after driving a manual for a while and you can't stop trying to shift
When you drive an automatic after driving a manual for a while and you can't stop trying to shift

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I'm pretty positive I just passed Bernie Sanders whipping around an Audi R8
I'm pretty positive I just passed Bernie Sanders whipping around an Audi R8

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  Bernie Sanders Meme,  
    
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when you've just washed your car and it starts raining
when you've just washed your car and it starts raining

Memes,  Funny Rain Jokes,  
    
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When she thinks you're cheating because you're smiling when you check your phone, but in reality you're watching car videos
When she thinks you're cheating because you're smiling when you check your phone, but in reality you're watching car videos

Memes,  Cheating Humor,  Kanye West Memes,  
    
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