Car Jokes

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How I feel when I put water in the window wipey thingy in my car by myself.
How I feel when I put water in the window wipey thingy in my car by myself.

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Answering a phone call from my dad

Me: he-

Dad: You been checking the oil in that car????
Answering a phone call from my dad

Me: he-

Dad: You been checking the oil in that car????


Memes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Funny Dad Sayings,  
    
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When you see the pothole but it's too late
When you see the pothole but it's too late

Memes,  When You Meme,  Funny Driving Images,  
    
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You driving, pull down the mirror

Giving him the keys cuz he own the car now
You driving, pull down the mirror

Giving him the keys cuz he own the car now


Memes,  Driving Jokes,  Fear Jokes,  
    
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I hate when people get in my car requesting music. No. We are listening to Drake. You can walk.
I hate when people get in my car requesting music. No. We are listening to Drake. You can walk.

Memes,  Drake Jokes,  Music Jokes,  
    
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When I see someone trying to parallel park in front of my car
When I see someone trying to parallel park in front of my car

Memes,  Parking Jokes,  Ed Edd Eddy Meme,  
    
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When your helping your dad fix the car to learn but all you leaned was how to hold a flashlight and get yelled at
When your helping your dad fix the car to learn but all you leaned was how to hold a flashlight and get yelled at

Memes,  Jokes For Teenagers,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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Me pulling into my driveway with my tank on E deciding that's a problem for future me vs me the next morning leaving for work 15 mins later and realizing I have to stop for gas.
Me pulling into my driveway with my tank on E deciding that's a problem for future me vs me the next morning leaving for work 15 mins later and realizing I have to stop for gas.

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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I just sat in the shower for an hour thinking about how Mercedes has 3 E's all pronounced differently
I just sat in the shower for an hour thinking about how Mercedes has 3 E's all pronounced differently

Memes,  Mercedes-benz Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Quickest car ever made

Tesla: Hold my beer
Quickest car ever made

Tesla: Hold my beer


Memes,  Dodge Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Melo look like a mechanic holding a press conference on what's wrong w/ your car. "It's gone run u bout $2400 + Labor"
Melo look like a mechanic holding a press conference on what's wrong w/ your car. "It's gone run u bout $2400 + Labor"

Memes,  Auto Mechanic Jokes,  Carmelo Anthony Memes,  
    
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When you're waiting for your bestie & u hear a car outside
When you're waiting for your bestie & u hear a car outside

Memes,  Best Friend Humor,  
    
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When u go thru a light as it's turning red and u noticed the car behind you went too and you like "y'all wild lmap"
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off road: when you go off road and car behind you follow
When u go thru a light as it's turning red and u noticed the car behind you went too and you like "y'all wild lmap"

Memes,  Driving Meme,  Matthew Mcconaughey Meme,  
    
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I always have to click the arm button on my car alarm 5 times

And hear it honk each time before I walk away from my car
I always have to click the arm button on my car alarm 5 times

And hear it honk each time before I walk away from my car


Honk Jokes,  Weird Jokes,  
    
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oh you drive a lexus

guess i won't be needing these
oh you drive a lexus

guess i won't be needing these


Lexus Jokes,  Panty Dropper,  Adult Jokes,  
    
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