Car Jokes

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"Oh wow, I'm gong to have sex with that guy revving his car engine." -no girl ever
"Oh wow, I'm gong to have sex with that guy revving his car engine."

-no girl ever

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Uber: "I/m in a blue Honda Civic." Me: "Ok" Me to me: "Ok, we know what blue is"
Uber: "I/m in a blue Honda Civic."

Me: "Ok"

Me to me: "Ok, we know what blue is"

Memes,  Uber Jokes,  Honda Jokes,  
    
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If BMW's were a person
If BMW's were a person

Memes,  Bmw Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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I hate thinking Ive found a parking spot and happily go to pull in and....there it is..........a Kia soul
I hate thinking Ive found a parking spot and happily go to pull in and....there it is..........a Kia soul

Memes,  Parking Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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The worst transmission shift ever. Imagine thinking you're adjusting the volume and the next minute you're reversing on the interstate
The worst transmission shift ever.

Imagine thinking you're adjusting the volume and the next minute you're reversing on the interstate

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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How I feel when I put water in the window wipey thingy in my car by myself.
How I feel when I put water in the window wipey thingy in my car by myself.

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Answering a phone call from my dad Me: he- Dad: You been checking the oil in that car????
Answering a phone call from my dad

Me: he-

Dad: You been checking the oil in that car????

Memes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Funny Dad Sayings,  
    
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When you see the pothole but it's too late
When you see the pothole but it's too late

Memes,  When You Meme,  Funny Driving Images,  
    
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You driving, pull down the mirror Giving him the keys cuz he own the car now
You driving, pull down the mirror

Giving him the keys cuz he own the car now

Memes,  Driving Jokes,  Fear Jokes,  
    
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I hate when people get in my car requesting music. No. We are listening to Drake. You can walk.
I hate when people get in my car requesting music. No. We are listening to Drake. You can walk.

Memes,  Drake Jokes,  Music Jokes,  
    
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When I see someone trying to parallel park in front of my car
When I see someone trying to parallel park in front of my car

Memes,  Parking Jokes,  Ed Edd Eddy Meme,  
    
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When your helping your dad fix the car to learn but all you leaned was how to hold a flashlight and get yelled at
When your helping your dad fix the car to learn but all you leaned was how to hold a flashlight and get yelled at

Memes,  Jokes For Teenagers,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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Me pulling into my driveway with my tank on E deciding that's a problem for future me vs me the next morning leaving for work 15 mins later and realizing I have to stop for gas.
Me pulling into my driveway with my tank on E deciding that's a problem for future me vs me the next morning leaving for work 15 mins later and realizing I have to stop for gas.

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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I just sat in the shower for an hour thinking about how Mercedes has 3 E's all pronounced differently
I just sat in the shower for an hour thinking about how Mercedes has 3 E's all pronounced differently

Memes,  Mercedes-benz Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Quickest car ever made Tesla: Hold my beer
Quickest car ever made

Tesla: Hold my beer

Memes,  Dodge Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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