Car Mechanic Jokes

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You ever get your oil changed at the local mechanic and fall for the “free diagnostic” offer in the window? After about 10 minutes of you thinking, they just may tell you to get windshield wipers they come back with a laundry list of necessary repairs which will cost you 5 paychecks and your first born.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral car mechanic jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
sexy mechanic 
she can ive my t rod a lube job any day
sexy mechanic
she can ive my t rod a lube job any day


Demotivational Posters,  Mechanic Jokes,  Auto Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

just pump it a few times.
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

just pump it a few times.


Auto Mechanic Jokes,  Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

we'll have to change it, the rubber is worn down nothing
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

we'll have to change it, the rubber is worn down nothing


Funny Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

w long since this pads been changed?
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

w long since this pads been changed?


Auto Mechanic Jokes,  Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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How I feel

When I fix something
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How I feel

When I fix something


Memes,  Funny Mechanic Jokes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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Welcome to modern age car design

Where we have to take off $500 worth of stuff to reach a $50 part
Welcome to modern age car design

Where we have to take off $500 worth of stuff to reach a $50 part


Memes,  Mechanic Jokes,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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You know it's bad when your mechanic calls in two priests
You know it's bad when your mechanic calls in two priests

Memes,  Priest Jokes,  
    
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knows i'm banging his sister

still helps me fix up my car, and is a pretty cool guy in general
knows i'm banging his sister

still helps me fix up my car, and is a pretty cool guy in general


Memes,  Brother In Law Jokes,  
    
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When your girl finally tells you what's wrong
When your girl finally tells you what's wrong

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  Auto Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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Full history you say.....

By your friend that used to be mechanic you say....
Full history you say.....

By your friend that used to be mechanic you say....


Memes,  Funny Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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Fixed what was wrong with my car

Without breaking anything else
Fixed what was wrong with my car

Without breaking anything else


Memes,  Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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How to go wide open in a Powerstroke
How to go wide open in a Powerstroke

Memes,  Ford Powerstroke Jokes,  
    
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Have you hugged your mechanic today?

Do it, or the vehicle gets it!!!
Have you hugged your mechanic today?

Do it, or the vehicle gets it!!!


Funny Ecards,  Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people.
I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people.

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