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You ever get your oil changed at the local mechanic and fall for the “free diagnostic” offer in the window? After about 10 minutes of you thinking, they just may tell you to get windshield wipers they come back with a laundry list of necessary repairs which will cost you 5 paychecks and your first born.
Here we’ve added the most popular and viral car mechanic jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.
We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Here we’ve added the most popular and viral car mechanic jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.
We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Me at the auto shop calling my Dad on speaker phone when the mechanics are tryna get over on me
Memes, Auto Mechanic Jokes, Nicki Minaj Meme,
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sexy mechanic
she can ive my t rod a lube job any day
Demotivational Posters, Mechanic Jokes, Auto Mechanic Jokes,
she can ive my t rod a lube job any day
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:
we'll have to change it, the rubber is worn down nothing
Funny Mechanic Jokes,
we'll have to change it, the rubber is worn down nothing
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:
just pump it a few times.
Auto Mechanic Jokes, Mechanic Jokes,
just pump it a few times.
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:
w long since this pads been changed?
Auto Mechanic Jokes, Mechanic Jokes,
w long since this pads been changed?
Auto Mechanic Jokes, Mechanic Jokes,
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Bob: Hay
How I feel
Bob: Hay
When I fix something
Memes, Funny Mechanic Jokes, Funny Relatable Pictures,
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Welcome to modern age car design
Where we have to take off $500 worth of stuff to reach a $50 part
Memes, Mechanic Jokes, Funny Car Jokes,
Where we have to take off $500 worth of stuff to reach a $50 part
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knows i'm banging his sister
still helps me fix up my car, and is a pretty cool guy in general
Memes, Brother In Law Jokes,
still helps me fix up my car, and is a pretty cool guy in general
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Full history you say.....
By your friend that used to be mechanic you say....
Memes, Funny Mechanic Jokes,
By your friend that used to be mechanic you say....
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Have you hugged your mechanic today?
Do it, or the vehicle gets it!!!
Funny Ecards, Mechanic Jokes,
Do it, or the vehicle gets it!!!
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