Car Salesman Jokes

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"Trunk space? Sure, this model's got plenty of trunk space. Shoot, you could piratically sleep in there."
"Trunk space? Sure, this model's got plenty of trunk space. Shoot, you could piratically sleep in there."

Mobster Jokes,  Funny Comics,  Funny Comic Images,  
    
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'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'
'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Used Car Salesman Jokes,  
    
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I'm a nurse and my husband, Phil, is a manager at Saturn motors.
I'm a nurse and my husband, Phil, is a manager at Saturn motors.

Funny Comics,  Saturn Jokes,  
    
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That awkward moment when

The customer looks like more of a salesperson than you do
That awkward moment when

The customer looks like more of a salesperson than you do


Memes,  Awkward Moment Meme,  
    
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Went to Honda car dealership

Even the salesman don't want to talk to me
Went to Honda car dealership

Even the salesman don't want to talk to me


Memes,  Forever Alone Meme (theme),  
    
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some athiests are like greasy car sales men, they're only into making themselves look good while completely obsessed with trying to convince you that the other guy is full of
some athiests are like greasy car sales men, they're only into making themselves look good while completely obsessed with trying to convince you that the other guy is full of

Funny Ecards,  Funny Atheist Quotes,  Atheist Humor,  
    
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You're looking to buy next year.....

But you want my best deal, and a test drive today?
You're looking to buy next year.....

But you want my best deal, and a test drive today?


Memes,  Car Dealer Jokes,  
    
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Why is it that every car salesman makes such a big deal about the size of the backseat!?
Why is it that every car salesman makes such a big deal about the size of the backseat!?

Funny Ecards,  Car Dealer Jokes,  
    
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Oh you know...

Just waiting  on some leads
Oh you know...

Just waiting on some leads


Work Memes,  Funny As Hell Jokes  
    
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The sakes contact had a few strings attached

I played with them for 2 hours
The sakes contact had a few strings attached

I played with them for 2 hours


Memes,  Business Cat Memes (theme),  Funny Cat Puns,  
    
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One does not simply

Lie as much as a car salesman
One does not simply

Lie as much as a car salesman


Memes,  One Does Not Simply (theme),  
    
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A new car salesman was very rude to me one time

I went back 4 months later on a busy Saturday and wasted the better part of his day pretending to buy a really expensive car, then walked at the last minute
A new car salesman was very rude to me one time

I went back 4 months later on a busy Saturday and wasted the better part of his day pretending to buy a really expensive car, then walked at the last minute


Memes,  Car Dealer Jokes,  
    
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What's it gonna take to put YOU..in a new batmobile today.
What's it gonna take to put YOU..in a new batmobile today.

Memes,  Batman Memes,  
    
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So you're a used car salesman now.

Tell me more about how unpatriotic it is to buy a foreign car.
So you're a used car salesman now.

Tell me more about how unpatriotic it is to buy a foreign car.


Memes,  Forest Jokes,  
    
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Car salesman

Doesn't sell any cars
Car salesman

Doesn't sell any cars


Memes,  Bad Luck Meme,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  
    
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